I think Seinfeld’s treatment of The English Patient pretty much nails it.

I can’t speak for others, but I typically go red for beef and green for pork/chicken. 

You should write a food blog and then Allison can throw weird backhanded compliments into it. It’ll be a whole passive-aggressive recipe exchange.

Yeah, this review is just wrong. I’m watching it right now, and I think it’s great. I’m not sure if it’s going to attract the more casual fan, but if you’re someone like me who’s been listening to and following them since you were 12 (and there are a lot of us), then odds are you’ll enjoy it. It does lean a little…

I can’t get into this wanting artists to be the same and do the same forever. This sounds like a proper nostalgia hit, not some groundbreaking piece of material. It’s a retrospective of a band whose first album was over 30 years ago. If it is EXACTLY like a TED Talk, well that’s kind of what I’m looking for…

Yeah this infinite internet social justice is bullshit. Criminals actually get caught, prosecuted, convicted and sentenced. Then they serve their sentence and go on with their lives. And sometimes they don’t get caught, or convicted, or their innocent, or whatever. But our justice system limits lifetime punishment to…

If you were really taking the high road, William, you would not have covered the release at all. If you’re familiar at all with Louis CK “barging back into our lives”, the “our” are those of us who have “opted-in” to receiving Louis’ email updates and were already provided the link. Thanks for your lesson in morality,…

Well, he already whittled his email list down to people who specifically want to hear from him.

Virtue signalling of course.

He shouldn´t go away forever for what he did. Loius is a great comedian and his work brings joy to millions of people.

This article is odd. It has a “we don’t want to support him vibe”, but if that is the case why post this to begin with?

While that’s true, the fact that he’s putting his tell all behind a paywall rather than talking to a journalist (I have no doubt Ronan would take his call) is sketchy enough that it’s eating into the benefit of the doubt I might otherwise give him on this. I believe him when he says that he was raped as a child and I…

And TMZ is now reporting that one of his daughters was on board the helicopter - and of course because this is TMZ and they have no shame, they’ve already named which daughter it is (I’m not going to do that here, at least). A minor, getting named in the news like that. Jesus Christ.

“fondness for crafts, horses, and supernatural crime shows”

Why yes, I most definitely CAN imagine that. I have seen that title in reverse actually, pretty much daily in my lifetime as have all of the women here. I see it every time one of the dipshit men I work very hard for thinks he needs to come and save the day just because he has nothing else to do, or needs to hear…

Mama told me not to, I did anyway, Misbehavin’
Daddy said don’t, but I said I’m gonna, Misbehavin’
Pies on the windowsill, swimmin’ in the crick
Harassin’ women with pictures of my dick
I sexted chicks
And I tried rapin’
Just a hack Chrstian comic caught Misbehavin’

the five phases of Guys

Being that Taxi Driver is my all time favorite movie, I really really REALLY enjoyed Joker.

Volvo 240 Wagon! 

You’d think an MLB player would be able to see there was no grass on the infield...