The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. Brilliant film. Never want to go through that again.

According to Louis, it wasn't "GIGANTICALLY monstrous". More like, an old man's nose.

Hey! That's what I just said before reading yours! Only, yours was less wordy.

Come the fuck on. There was no barging. He issued a press release, and sent an email. You are the one “reporting” on it to readers who may not have necessarily cared. That was your call not his. His subscribers got the email, of their own volition. And anybody that wants to avoid him is ether not subscribed, or they…

For almost all markets/areas, frozen shrimp ARE the freshest you can find. Shrimp are regulated catches and are processed and frozen between the shrimpers and retail, much like the Deadliest Catch King Crabs. Unless you know a shrimpers or a source of live or freshly caught shrimp, the unfrozen shrimp WERE frozen and…

I like it. And I have a '63 roundel tattoo.

Renee won the night.

They threw the pussy AT him.

Trick question. All dogs are good dogs. (Chihuahuas do not count as dogs.)

Trolls. The lot of you.

This is brilliance on two levels. It should be framed on your wall.

You're welcome.

1988

I deliver in my 07 Civic Hybrid. It’s perfect. I’m 6'1", 320, and the constant in n out is not a bother.

Tyler is a friend of mine and this is a terrible situation. He has been writing the column every Friday for many years, and it’s always been in the same voice and style. He’s taken down every opponent city in the same excoriating manner, and the first inkling I’ve ever had of him crossing the ACTUAL line was the…

There is enough evidence of Brown not being able to process the English language for it to not be a racist assertion. There is plenty of white trailer trash with the same grasp of syntax as Brown.

To be fair...

Lock up your babies. I'm feelin stabby...

They did the same with Tim Tebow. I was listening late at night and the radio host said, “The story everyone is talking about...after the break.” When the commercials were over, they started talking about Tebow, and I thought, “No, YOU’RE the only one talking about it. NOBODY ELSE CARES.”

It's almost as if the media that pushed the ridiculous story in the first place is now sad that there was no there, there.