Dear Laura Wagner, we love Raiderdamus because we used to live in a country that knew how to laugh at itself, regardless of race, gender, ethnicity, weight, geography, did I mention race? It’s too bad you grew up in a world where your every single action was judged because you never had freedom to get lost and find…

Alasska Scold Rush 

how was he “snaked” out of money?

Allegedly.

Buffalo buffalo buffal Buffalo buffalo buttholes. 

It’s a shame he has this blemish on his record. A real mark on him.

It’s better to sell dual clutch models than to not-sell manuals that people won’t buy.

The nerdiest M fans want a manual.

They did the same with Tim Tebow. I was listening late at night and the radio host said, “The story everyone is talking about...after the break.” When the commercials were over, they started talking about Tebow, and I thought, “No, YOU’RE the only one talking about it. NOBODY ELSE CARES.”

I was watching Sports Center last night to catch up on baseball highlights when they started in on this thing.  By the time they cut to a recording of some dummy at the Raider training camp, I just switched it off and went to bed.

It's almost as if the media that pushed the ridiculous story in the first place is now sad that there was no there, there. 

Kate for selecting Chester Cheetah. No better pickup line than “it ain’t easy being sleezy”.

Was it bring your muffin top to the game night? 

How is Mrs. Bielema doing these days?

Here’s to brasky!!!

The fascination with twenty something year old bloggers going back in time to shit on stuff for not being progressive enough for the late twenty teens is pretty funny to me.

Rarely ever comment, but this one cuts to my core ... so here goes nothing.

As someone who has worked as a music journalist in earnest, the entire industry tends to be a clusterfuck of people far too willing to ape other’s opinions. It’s how you get publications saying bombastic stuff like “The Arcade Fire is the most…

Sublime is amazing. Anyone who tries to tell me differently just is on a different cultural tip I would say.

Is it really freedom if you don’t have the freedom to become a fascist without someone in a beanie berating you?