I think his future job ops are nuked whether he quits or not. But if he quits, he forfeits the remaining money on his contract. He needs to stick around until Snyder finally has enough and decides to fire him.

Shit, I’d contribute to a GoFundMe for that

Jesus, what kind of person talks shit on the physical beauty of the better half of a harmless and charming elderly couple?

FanTAStic Kinja handle

You’re not trying to imply that Burneko considers himself a professional journalist, are you?

Umm, Jason Lee

Are they not both giant clusterfucks?

Real answer to your question:

LOL. I have a nephew named thusly. It blew my mind the first time I heard it too. But now I’m aware that it’s a bit of an Irish tradition.

Given he can’t drink anymore, I have to imagine that would simply be a torture chamber for him

As a fellow old, I appreciate the mentality that resulted in your “fuck Bourbon Street” take. I certainly have no use for multiple drinks served in giant plastic tubes with giant plastic grenade-shaped bottoms these days. HOWEVER, it’s some pretty spectacular people watching, even if you’re stone cold sober. (In…

This sent me down a google/wiki rabbit-hole, but unfortunately I’m still not quite sure what the hell the differences are. Any of the following sound right to you?

So the Week 1 game doesn’t count?

So it was an upchuckle?

I’m sorry, but we’re going to need it written and signed/dated, if you’re trying to imply that you’re NOT going to eat his flesh next year.

For some reason

I’d hate to give Tom Scocca credit for anything

I’m still stuck on, “guy brings mildly amusing sign to College GameDay taping, gets OVER A MILLION DOLLARS IN DONATIONS.”

Weird: He looks a LOT like Harbaugh in that gif

Ooohhh, gotcha. For some reason, I was picturing him as an adult in this scenario. Now it makes sense. :)