It was kind of both.

It was kind of both.

So noted! I follow you on Twitter, and have almost certainly seen you post links to your work on those outlets, so “absolute goddamn goober” is pretty fair! I just like taking digs at G/O Media whenever possible. No personal offense meant.  :-D

So noted! I follow you on Twitter, and have almost certainly seen you post links to your work on those outlets, so…

First time I’ve been on a Kinja site in a while. I hope you find a better place to work eventually. Good piece though!

First time I’ve been on a Kinja site in a while. I hope you find a better place to work eventually. Good piece…

lol

I wasn’t talking about time travel, but that’d be nice too

I wish we could just start the country over

jim@g-omedia.com, as far as I know

Goddamn, what a fantastic and succinct answer! 

That’s the only team it’d work against

[slow clap!]

Just looked over the card. Lots of ranked fighters. And yet, there really aren’t any matchups I’m excited about.

You wouldn’t be able to watch a single game in this league without finding like 10 guys with their knees exposed. They’re just giving Beckham shit because he’s too uppity.

All true. But also? He wasn’t fucking kidding at all.

His entire 80s output is deeply embarrassing, square music that’s the musical equivalent of ED.

THOSE are the lyrics of that song!? I mean, I knew what I was saying when I rapped along to it wasn’t even words the whole time, but... THOSE are the words?!

I suppose that’s fair. I was kind of shocked by your assertion that the team name “doesn’t even really bother the people who are purportedly being insulted,” but rather than stay in my Deadspin echo chamber mindset and fire back a response accordingly, I decided to try to refute your claim with the ole’ Google…

she would need a 3'10 vertical -46 inches - to dunk

Totally! Well, except dunk on a regulation basketball hoop without some form of assistance. She can’t do that. She probably can’t tackle Saquon Barkley either. Just saying...

My exact thought too. Sure, in terms of pure athletic ability, she’s head and shoulders (figuratively) above her world-class level “peers.” But Spud Webb was also a world class level athlete, so it’s not like it can be assumed that she’d have a higher vert than him. And she’d need to have a MUCH higher vert than him.

This is the right answer