Did you seriously dismiss my initial reply? Hm

Did you seriously dismiss my initial reply? Hm

No. It existed along side Deadspin. 

No. It existed along side Deadspin. 

Kinda seems like they were trying to compliment you? Ah well

Kinda seems like they were trying to compliment you? Ah well

I also write for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and GQ you absolute God damned goober

I also write for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and GQ you absolute God damned goober

Really what’s the point of putting Adam Warlock in the new Guardians movie now that Thanos isn’t on the board? Need to get Nova involved so we can get an Annihilation movie. 

Hot tubs don’t work that way though

Thomas Jefferson thought we should do that every 19 years.

It seems that the Democrats are playing it pretty smart by keeping it focused on the process and avoiding too over the top theatristics. As said, this is a divisive issue, as ridiculous as it is as it legitimately requires ignoring a ton of evidence, so they just want to keep it about the facts.

We are not better than this. This process is exactly how good our country is right now.

Did Bill Gates personally code every product you purchased of his? Did Bill Gates hand deliver the hardware, set up the software, and put it in place?

“Billionaires shouldn’t exist, of course, because no one “earns” a billion dollars. There simply aren’t enough hours in the day for anyone to earn that much money. A billion dollars is simply taken.”

He doesn’t sincerely support free speech; he’s just avoiding an annoying and tedious task that doesn’t produce income. He knows there is such a colossal volume of noise that ads purchased to prove fb isn’t monitoring lies or hate speech will mostly go unnoticed.  “Oh yeah, we protested.  Didn’t you hear us?  That’s a…

Like this one?

I went as Deadspin sticking to sports, a/k/a dead deadspin, at work for Halloween yesterday. I don’t work in sports or journalism, yet so many co-workers got the costume and we all mourned the loss. Related: the sports didn’t actually stick to the dress.

Everyone make sure to harrass the ever-living hell out of Spanfeller and Maidment on every social media platform available every single day for the rest of their shitty, stupid lives!

Oh, it’s on the Concourse, that’s why there’s comments.

Comments! I’ll miss you and all the Deadspin crew but hopefully I’ll be able to keep up with everyone’s new projects. Thank you for everything

Comments!

Vaya con Dios, sweet princesses and princes, vaya con Dios.

Comments? Ok.... Hi everyone! Fuck Jim Spanfeller