Did you seriously dismiss my initial reply? Hm

Did you seriously dismiss my initial reply? Hm

No. It existed along side Deadspin. 

No. It existed along side Deadspin. 

Kinda seems like they were trying to compliment you? Ah well

Kinda seems like they were trying to compliment you? Ah well

I also write for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and GQ you absolute God damned goober

I also write for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and GQ you absolute God damned goober

Hot tubs don’t work that way though

Thomas Jefferson thought we should do that every 19 years.

It seems that the Democrats are playing it pretty smart by keeping it focused on the process and avoiding too over the top theatristics. As said, this is a divisive issue, as ridiculous as it is as it legitimately requires ignoring a ton of evidence, so they just want to keep it about the facts.

We are not better than this. This process is exactly how good our country is right now.

Like this one?

I went as Deadspin sticking to sports, a/k/a dead deadspin, at work for Halloween yesterday. I don’t work in sports or journalism, yet so many co-workers got the costume and we all mourned the loss. Related: the sports didn’t actually stick to the dress.

I can’t bear to think of a world without Deadspin.

Everyone make sure to harrass the ever-living hell out of Spanfeller and Maidment on every social media platform available every single day for the rest of their shitty, stupid lives!

Oh, it’s on the Concourse, that’s why there’s comments.

“Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

Comments! I’ll miss you and all the Deadspin crew but hopefully I’ll be able to keep up with everyone’s new projects. Thank you for everything

Woah, we have comments over here. Let me take advantage of this by stating that Spanfeller should buy a hat, put it on, shove his head up his own ass and then shit in his new hat.

Posted this gif on Greenwell’s tweet about no more staff, but seems appropos here as well. Best of luck to you all. Thanks for the bears, Diana. You did great!

Comments!

Vaya con Dios, sweet princesses and princes, vaya con Dios.

Comments? Ok.... Hi everyone! Fuck Jim Spanfeller