they had to downgrade the points awarded for at least one of them to prevent other gymnasts from hurting themselves attempting them

If anyone could, it’d be Simone Biles!

You’d deserve it a lot more if you STOPPED being a fan of the Slurs. Just saying...

Oh come on. That can’t be true.

Or, does its’ very existence necessitate more Jets-related content?

I’ll save you the trouble. I can affirm that your life choices have been questionable right here on the internet, without even having to meet you in person!

Nice work! Can you do one with a Magary face next?

Hard to tell from the angles in that vid. But, he didn’t start really running until he was all the way to first base. In addition to the initial “I just hit a dinger” little hops when he first made contact, he also jogged the whole rest of the way to 1st.

“replacement-level bro” is an amazing burn, which I will be stealing

Who ever said pornhub was “progressive?”

You should learn that the post was edited to include that extra details after my post.

FUCK I’m going to miss this sort of shit when this site finally dies

it’s an individual issue and not a league wide one because the union has made it that way.

I’d add Colin Kaepernick and Cam Newton to that mix, if only to further rub salt into the NFL’s wounds about how their mismanagement has hollowed out an entire generation of potential marquee players.

they could have talked to him and learned that he didn’t really enjoy basketball all that much.

They could probably lose to Marcus Mariota too, for that matter! Nothing is impossible!

This is pretty much the opposite of Stugotz’s headcanon

Not really an obscure rule - it’s from the original Knickerbocker rules that modern baseball is based on

ooOOoo buck o fiiive

I mean, you’re absolutely right, but isn’t this whataboutism too?