I think he just meant it was absurd for rodriguez to be saying that Stephens begged out of the fight because he was scared, as opposed to legitimately injured. Which is true. Whether he “came from the streets” or not.

shut up, that can’t be Goldie Hawn

I’m sorry to pick out the throw-away line in your comment to respond to, but why the FUCK did JayPa throw your bike in a dumpster?

I love this comment. The concept of having multiple meaningless word salads on tap is just perfect.

Susan, the receptionist in my office, asked me what I was laughing about. I started trying to explain, but since she doesn’t watch football, she wasn’t really getting it. Then she gave up trying to understand after only like 30 seconds! So lazy...

Really? With a Kinja handle like that, I’d think this would be right up your galley.

WAY too clever for the NY Post

This’ll probably fall on deaf ears, but can’t hurt to try..

U serious?

Thanks for the reminder! My fraternity always used to get a whole pig from John’s for homecoming.

Welp, I’ve got a boner

Holy shit, can’t believe I never saw that one before

No stars for your OP, but one each for your retorts. I chuckled.

*lede

There’s a Roth around here somewhere, right?

Did you just somehow get “that’s the joke”’d on your own joke?! That wasn’t fair!

Maybe they’re trying to curry favor with the actual refs? Like, “hey, check it out, we’re fans of YOU too! Can a brutha get some calls?”

Any idea if any of that song has any actual meaning? I’ve always been curious...

This issue isn’t the ejection. It’s how emphatic he was about it; how SHOCKED and APPALLED he was by her HEINOUS action.

I didn’t read this whole thing, but +1 for the effort and format alone.