Why the FUCK is that brief clip so goddamn mesmerizing!? This is like the third or fourth time I’ve come across it, and it’s sucked me in every time.

Hope you watched the second half...!

It is CLEARLY a Digimon. I swear, some people...

Gah, keep it in your pants, Bill!

I meant, “WTF with these triple-homicides lately.”

WTF anymore

I mean, he’s gonna take SOME shit for it. I think a more realistic hope is that he doesn’t let it bother him.

Jesus. Time has not been kind to that man.

To be fair, he could climb well into the top 100, and have a fine doubles career, and this would still be the pinacle* of his career.

Same, but w/r/t jungle juice. There was a funnel involved. College was fun.

I think this list was meant to consider only the physical act of barfing the food, not what caused it. Certainly, being food poisoned is the worst reason for barfing. And, certainly, you’re going to have a visceral grossed-out reaction to whatever food actually poisoned you. But, that aside, it’s objectively worse to…

Different kind of wetness

If it makes you feel any better, I don’t think I even knew they were two separate words until now.

Well, I mean, it’s not like Deadspin’s lambasting has ever led to any of these dickweeds “answering for” anything. Hinkie did eventually get fired, sure, but I don’t think Deadspin had much to do with that...

I dunno man. Is there ANY band that could sell more tickets than that in Montana?

Damn straight! Pail or gtfo

Ever heard the term “vulture capitalists?”

Yeah, the separate CBAs make this whole thing a lot less clear than the headlines would imply, in my mind. Like, of course they don’t get paid the same! Mens’ and womens’ soccer are two different entertainment “products,” with two different sets of labor inputs, two different sets of income streams, and mostly two…

“And in the briefcase?”

Must be Conforto. Nobody thinks Thor is a scrub.