Yeah, clearly Derrick Rose is tops this decade. Hmm. Or is it Patrick Kane? Maybe he doesn’t count as a baller ‘cause they use pucks in hockey...

Guilty til proven innocent though

Sure, sure, “sensitive eyes.” You fucking bigot!!!1!!

Hey! You’re followed by Deadspin again! Huzzah!

Jesus, that’s dark even for deadspin

Nike would *actually* make a lot of money by doing this, I think. Bad PR too, I suppose. Whatever.

PowerPoint

to be clear, Gruden is Kuato in this scenario; just slap a visor and a critical sunburn on this little guy and it’s easy to see

The Russian answer to any malady is either vodka or a cybernetic arm

Also, who braces for a collision on a routine play at first base?

I haven’t been around long enough, apparently. When besides the Hogan shit?

Nah. I mean, Kelsey’s piece was bullshit, but it’s better that they cover it properly going forward, than not at all.

As long as they don’t actually WIN the wild card. I guess that’s implied though...

Not just eyewitness reports, apparently. Several comments here with video evidence too.

Yeah, but Panda Express fucking ssuuuuuuucks

Guess they were investigating the wrong crack

Shit like this happens to me in the shower every so often. My shower routine is apparently VERY routine, and if I do something out of order, the rest of it feels weird, like I lost my place in a book or something. Sounds pretty similar, mentally.

Biscuits with honey. Damnit. I’d finally just gotten my blood pressure under control, too!

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

+1 for the leftover spicy chicken > any pizza