Gabe. Bro. I knew the “repeat with final version slowed down” video was coming before I even clicked the link. And it STILL cracked me the fuck up! Fuckin’ A man. Deadspin 4eva!

Two brown eyes, really

The DH, that is, not your being wrong, but that isn’t great either.

Chris Hardaway? Did you mean Tim? I’m not ruling out the possibility that there was another 90s All-Star Hardaway that just simply slipped out of my memory...

mesmerizing

waaaay out of character on this one amigo

I’m thinking you may not have given LeBatard himself enough of a chance. He and Deadspin are often in lockstep on social issues. I happen to find his (and Stugotz’ and Mike Ryan’s) schtick hilarious, which helps, but my point is that generally the show has a good moral compass (which, not incidentally, is why Izzy and…

So it didn’t end well either, then

I feel that this deserved more love than it got

Hahaha, nice saves!

Well that was depressing

Not anymore, looks like. Hot damn, over 2000!

Well yeah, sure, that too   =-]

Ooohhh, gotcha. Yup. That would’ve made WAY the fuck more sense!

Well, I mean, how would they land without setting her down first? And how would they set her down without killing her?

Pretty sure it’s a reference to vinyl records

Wooooowww. Shoulda been the headline.

Well sure, they’re bad for you, but... they also taste bad?

ARGH SUCH BULSHOT! I watch on DVTR the next mornung because I work the nightsshift! This should have been spoiler alerted!!!1!!!one!!!

Holy arcane details Batman!