Great use of the word “buster” here

I can’t believe the star counts on this comment thread. SO many more people prefer the outside brownies?! WTF!?

He must’ve thought it was a ground rule double or something, right?

For all we know, that’s exactly what he did. I sure hope so!

The obvious part of the answer is that it’s actually not that easy. A less obvious part of the answer is that the hiring pool isn’t nearly as big as it should be.

Question: Is your Kinja handle a Monty Python reference, or a Worms: Armageddon reference?

This is fine art as far as I’m concerned

Yeah, but compare those guys to their contemporaries, and they were the statistical cream of the crop. Compare Eli to HIS contemporaries, and he’s still more “middle of the pack” than “cream of the crop.”

So, I’d already given you the +1 by the time I realized this (because I’m also old, and never really tried to listen to any of Drake’s music, but am also curious about his popularity, and would like comparisons to 90's artists), but now having read the range of insightful and hilarious responses to you below, your OP…

I’m not here to take sides. If I were, I’d probably be on yours. But, come on man, when inspiration hits, and your brain pumps out a phrase like “thunderous moron” in a fitting context, you don’t really have any choice but to commit it to Kinja.

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Are we sure it’s not the other way around? Seems like Frazier gets under Eaton’s skin a lot more than vice versa.

The “bicycle kicked a seagull” bit? [chef kiss]

Counterpoint though: maybe they all hate the fans?

“you are very kind and helpful. How long have you been a nurse here?”

Interesting. I’d have thought they’d let him run pretty much any fucking thing he wants, because he’s doing them a pretty huge favor by writing for them at all. I do see you though - it’s the first not-asinine Pelicans take on this website that I can remember.

So, I’m actually not trying to argue with you. This is a genuine question: What, exactly, are the criteria used to come up with the Top 10 list in that Alex Kennedy tweet?

I imagine the leading theory, which (like all other theories that may exist) ignores all the perfectly legitimate reasons you just listed as to why any such theory would be ridiculous to posit in the first place, is that the NBA doesn’t want other franchises following the Sixers’ Process model of management.

I didn’t scroll through my fellow grays to check, and I’m WAY too late to the party for anyone to even see this, probably, but I’ll shout it out into the darkness anyway: Among the approved comments, not a single mention of Altered Beast? Pretty shocking!

Aahhhh, gotcha. I knew there had to be a tongue-in-cheek angle I wasn’t catching on to. Thanks!