What am I missing here? The Pels already have #1; they’re not getting it in a trade from LA...?

Nah, Chaplin looked dumb with it long before Hitler made it evil (and long before Jordan briefly wore it and somehow didn’t look totally awful because, presumably, he lost a bet).

give Vince McMahon a completely cockeyed idea

There’s no way that rock is 400 pounds, right? Dude wouldn’t have been able to even hold it for as long as he did if it was. That’s how much those giants stones they carry in the World’s Strongest Man competition weigh. If those guys struggle with that kind of weight, schlubby dude in the video wouldn’t even be able…

This was a really great comment. I felt obliged to give it more than just a measly star. Good stuff.

I dunno if Anna was really shitting on it? I didn’t take it that way, anyway. It felt like light-hearted silliness while I was reading it.

THIS was the nit you chose to pick?

@definitelynotdevin on twitter

Oh, yeah, totally! That’s why I said you were very very right! I too use Venmo only because I sometimes have to accept money from people who inexplicably don’t use PayPal.

He lost hearing in one of his ears when he had that accident a few months back.

Nobody eats a cupcake for the cake part.

I most certainly will not tell you you’re wrong, because you are very very right. However, you should be aware that you can change each transaction to “private” in the course of entering it. (I suspect there’s a way to make that your default setting as well, but I’ve been too lazy to look into it.)

Co-sign all of this, but also you should add the moisture level of the cake part to your criteria.

So, your comment is well written, and based solely on its’ content, you seem like a pretty decent and reasonably intelligent guy. However, you seem to lack some element of self-awareness:

Dude greyed the SHIT out of me a few years back. I’m still a little bitter about it. But I’m also really sad to see him go, and hope to follow his work wherever he pops back up next.

It also looks just like the Starfleet insignia from Star Trek

down ethic lines

Isn’t that a Stuart Scott line?

Isn’t that a Mike Breen line?

They want the NCAA everywhere doing everything on every college campus