Totally! Except for the last word. Man, that was hard to stomach.

Appropriate giffage

omg, baaaaarf again, hahahaha you fucking sicko

dare to dream...

[BAAAAAAAAAAARF]

“Plastic surgery is for the birds” is all I keep thinking both times this story has come up on deadspin so far.

Thanks to Tretch’s explainer below, I am highly impressed! All the stars for you, my good sir.

Well if it’s not the first time, this is probably a good way to send the message that he really should cut it out...

Is... is this a Bengals joke?

“lol” is your alternative response when addressed directly more than once. We’re on to you, botface!

This is a good recurring theme.

The same is true of this country as a whole; we have no idea who the hell we are any more because the future is too scary to contemplate and rather than grapple with it together as though we all have skin in the game, we’re fighting over what the past was. This makes for fun tavern conversation, as long as your idea…

Or maybe a pentagram?!

I think Drew’s point was that he wanted them reading BOOKS though. Not JUST any old reading. (I don’t know this for sure. He certainly didn’t explicitly state it. But I’m still pretty sure I’m right somehow.)

I’m surprised how many people seem to be on board with this sentiment, given where we’re all commenting

how/when did you get the confession on tape?

too soon

Always Guy truthers

Umm yeah, my friends and i also verbed his name, to mean “highly intoxicated.”

Just wait until something reeeally upsets her. That’s when you tell her it’s all fake.