So, obviously I had to google Cam Newton’s girlfriend. I discovered that her name is Kia Proctor, and she kind of looks like a cross between Gaga and Isaiah Thomas. And yet is somehow still quite pretty. I don’t get it!

too soon!

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find this sentiment. That was my first thought when I saw the post on the main page. Like, I’m a straight, happily married man. But he is HOT!

Eeeevil shenanigans!

Just wanted to say thanks for the gifs. You easily could have just embedded the youtubes and told us the times of the highlights you liked, and that would have been adequate. But I wouldn’t have bothered skipping around in the videos, and wouldn’t have seen the plays. I’m certain I’m not alone. So, to reiterate, thank…

I wish I had the time to sit around and follow this thread. It’s interesting! I wasn’t planning on chiming in myself, and I obviously won’t be back to see your follow-up (if you post one) until it’s too late for anything further I may say to be a useful part of the conversation. But jeez Louise, it’s almost impressive…

It was! And it’s funny by itself that way, for sure, hence why I starred it. But, I mean, wouldn’t it also be funny (in a different way) if they cheered *louder* for themselves for not being racist?

That fact isn’t fun at all

+1 because, yeah

I think it’s also useful to name and shame the enabling, entitled, shitty parents. Yeah, the bribees (?) are worse, but Deadspin is all about equal opportunity!

Bravo! On Smarm, 2019.

Oh my god I’m crying I can’t breathe

food stamps will be hard for politicians to make deep cuts in even as the deficit grows.

Have you seen his tweets? This guy SHOULD lose his job and have his life ruined. Regardless of what he said to Westbrook.

You have a bright future ghost writing for Dav Pilkey

Well sure! Because it’s almost completely unrelated!   =-]

(Apologies if there are 4 pictures in this post, fucking Kinja is double posting my pics)

What does IT being good/healty since they traded him have to do with the fact that they made an objectively good basketball decision completely screwed him over by trading him?

“tag-team cage bridge”

Well duh! That’s not really a joke though?