Joke ruiner!

This is the perfect comment for my state of mind right now. End of a long workday, headache, can’t really think very much/well.

I’m sorry, but that is just an awful headline. Middle school level. I mean, I know bad puns and dumb sex-adjacent jokes are like half of the reason why many of us frequent this site, but there’s a line, and you definitely crossed it with this one.

It was an Ashley Feinberg inside joke about pokemon nerds

HAHAHAHAHA. I love you, random person on the internet with the great gifs/jpgs!

brilliant

I dunno. Outside of a romantic context, isn’t it ALWAYS weird for people to kiss each other on the lips, regardless of the kissers’ genders? Also, given the added context of Brady having made out with his son in the past, it’s not like there isn’t a pattern of this platonic smooching that’s worth reporting on.

Pretty sure those are digimon

Would LOVE to see you elaborate a bit, given your pretty unique position in this scenario.

Not a hockey guy, and not here to actually try to refute your point. Just thought it was funny that you said “Many goalies have had one good season” and then cited just two of them.

You’re not wrong, but... non-old non-assholes don’t watch local news. Making it 3% less boring isn’t going to change that.

This question was important and good, and deserves more stars.

I’d rather have Porzingis and Zion, and then NOT sign Kyrie. Fuck that guy.

This is delightful

How... how is this a counterpoint?

Not sure if serious? I’m going to assume you’re not, and respond accordingly:

+1 for the sentiment, but any money that doesn’t go in the players’ pockets is staying in the owners’. Joe and Jill Beerslinger ain’t seein’ a fuckin’ dime.

She’s sad because, now that she’s in the public eye, she knows that everyone’s going to realize she’s actually the lovechild of Mrs. Bowlen and Mr. Elway, and therefore not the rightful heir to Mr. Bowlen’s team ownership rights. See, the long face is because she’s John Elway’s daughter, and therefore looks kind of…

“Why do you assume belichick is going to retire?”

“Belichick wants to prove he can win the SB without Brady.”