That seems pretty optimistic. When Brady retires, won’t Belichick too? And Kraft’ll probably die soon after. (Call it a hunch.) I won’t be surprised if they revert to their pre-90s form within a year or two of Brady quitting.

Man, I’ve got mixed feelings.

I’m a little tired, so I kept zoning out while reading your comment, and had to start over a couple of times. I eventually gave up. But I liked where it was going, and gave you a star anyway. Good effort (probably)!

This is wonderful. I’m a relatively recent MMA fan (got into it when Jon Jones was emerging as a martial arts monster, but before he revealedd himself to also be just a monster), so my knowledge of the OGs is more limited than I would like. Everyone always talks about the glory days of Pride, and I’ve heard plenty of…

I’m not entirely sure if I understand your point correctly, so let me start with that: “all of the tools, but no box” means physical gifts but lack of brain-game, yeah? If so, I don’t think that was the knock on him. I mean, he was undrafted! If you have the physical tools, you get drafted.

The best part was when your very first reply included a link to the joke explainer, and he replied to inform you that your own comment was, in fact, NOT a joke. LOL.

meteorology professor who was openly skeptical of climate change

Pretty disappointed he didn’t respond to this last one...

I think the argument you’re trying to make is that, when the bulls’ owners get paid, it’s good for the bulls because their owners are then more likely to treat them well, they’ll get to stud (is that a verb?), etc. Right?

Way to stomp a guy while he’s down.

The star ratio on these first three comments is pretty sad. My analysis:

That’s quite a change of heart between 8:33 am and 1:00 pm

God, he is so weird looking

Probably Mr. Fantastic for Djoker. WTF is a Red Tornado?

Nice handle/comment synergy

That’s what he would say... if he was someone else.

+1 for all the cool gifs. Nice work!

Can confirm

Why do you wear crocs, ever?

Kiiinda with you. I don’t mind the occasional guest host, but these guys were kinda meh IMO. I’d love to see Torch get a crack.