Wow, I didn’t even realize it was possible for those things to change. TIL...

*Feel free to ignore most of what I’m about to type and skip to the bottom for my real point.

Ehhh. Daniel Radcliffe?

Welp, that’s a damn good point!

No, but to some extent it should be expected to correspond with *expected* player performance. Otherwise, what was your point to begin with?

Challah french toast is the best french toast.

Late to the party but...

Way late to the party, but...

Wait, why is too late for you to convert back now?

There’s a foreskins/cutting joke in here somewhere, I just know it!

..of Clark the Cub?

In the context wherein neither your reply, nor the comment you replied to, mentioned the kid’s dad, it makes it sound like you’re talking about the kid’s wife. I don’t really have a point. I guess I just feel like it’s a weird implication to make about bad Philly fans. Would work better if made about bad... I dunno...…

He was involved in going after steroid cheats in baseball a while back. Roger Clemens among others. Pretty sure that’s what Ley was talking about. Not totally sure though.

Ugh. He is such a fucking knob. I like MMA. I want to like the UFC, but he makes it pretty fucking difficult. And he’s never going to suffer any negative consequences for the way he is. If anything, he’s been encouraged by years of success culminating in the $4B sale of the company (which he got ~9% of). Fucking…

He probably can’t speak yet, right?

You... uh... you know O’Brien is the Texans HC, right?

+1 for both:

If “Achilles Balls” isn’t a thing yet, maybe it should be

What should actually happen is Cuban should be forced to sell the team the way Sterling was forced to sell the Clippers.

Oh, gotcha. I dunno. In general, deadspin doesn’t tend to do a ton of straightforward sports commentary/analysis. Most of what they do has some other angle built in, whether it’s off-court drama, business/management issues, politics, etc. In this case since there arguably should have been an early stoppage for the…