that boy looks sick somebody get him to a vet

I can’t believe I also spent a few minutes thinking about this. Thanks for saving me. 

I LOVE BANKSSSSSSS I LOVE HERRRRRR

Didn’t you know Madonna is from Detriot, Britain AND the Massai tribe????

I’m really sorry. His hair is really bad in this trailer, too. He looks like a softie boi. It’s bummin me out. If only the love of my life, Rufus Sewell, was the star and not cHrizzzzzz <<<that’s me falling asleep looking at him. 

Oh shit I can’t WAIIIIT I need more of this shit. Watched the Vikings Unearthed documentary this weekend while drunk and it was great fun! However Chris Pine. Does nothing for me. He looks exactly like a puppet from TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE.

Honestly, these are legit great ideas that I would go to and not just because I’m mainlining Father Brown while knitting and think that you should patent that mall thing rn. Abandoned malls are Peak Aesthetic and I think we’re onboard for a cynical mall revival.

My feet started sweating just looking at this. I’m so upset by this image, and I wish I wasn’t so sweaty.

Well I mean yeah. It’d be killer if there was more, obviously. But this is the first essay I’ve seen from a family member of a high-ranking person in the white house disowning them, so it was still a pretty interesting and powerful read. 

I AM WHEEZING. LASSOED!!! THEY HAD TO BE LASSOED!!!! IN THE WEEDS!!!!

Agreed, I love this story. Would read a 3-part story where each installment is Banks, Grimes, and Musk’s version of events. BanksGrimesMusk.

yeah man this actually gave me chills. pretty powerful to read about someone’s own family disowning him for his horribleness. 

i think the headline should be: Hope Floats Back to the White House, bc she seems aimless and it also brings to mind a turd.

Like seriously, what an interesting layer of the opioid epidemic. Depressed, face-tattooed white boy rappers who at 21 are (were?) already addicted to pills and whose main vibe seems to be “ready to die at any time do not care DNR.” Can’t even blame them. Future’s lookin’ dark[er].

She’s actually not Canadian! She just worked there for Suits a lot, I think. She was born in California and grew up in Hollywood. Went to Northwestern! DON’T TAKE OUR AMERICAN PRINCESS AWAY FROM US. 

ah noted

Has Markle been secretly British this whole time? What American calls a zucchini a courgette? Has she been auditioning to marry into British royalty her WHOLE LIFE perhaps???

Kristin Stewart ... is she.... a good actress? I have admittedly only seen her in Twilight and she was truly awful but then again, what could one have done with that script?

I live in an apartment that is surrounded by AirBnBs that are really popular with bachelorette parties. I see them wandering around confused in their matching outfits all the time, because my block is in some weird Uber dead zone where the driver gets scrambled and ends up on the wrong street every time. So these…

I have immediate intel on this, as a party barge—which is a truck hauling a trailer that looks like a boat—just drove by my office while I was outside eating lunch, and the cargo was a bachelorette party. They stopped at the light in front of me, and they were dancing to Rihanna’s “Work,” which is not included on your…