Last year we fell victim to the Fingerlings advertising but luckily I live in Maine and was able to grab two from the local Wal-mart without the insane lines or price gouging. And at $14.99 retail they were downright normal compared to $50 for an afflicted unicorn.

After the recent horrifying spate of terrorist attacks on concert venues, I don’t blame any performer for any precautions they feel they have to take.... including never getting on a stage again. 

Julia Louis-Dreyfus can stand in the middle of 5th avenue and shoot someone and I would still vote for her. She can do no wrong. 

“Women have found this new thing that we’re allowed to make sex funny and sexuality funny. When you see women caricatures it’s always big t-ts and big hair and all this s–t.

A) I didn’t realize that kid was in Interstellar.

After the wedding she went got a great haul of tuna.

This ☝🏻 That was so pathetic! 

He 100% did. Got it lay it on thick for that People Magazine Money!

ok I haven’t bought into any of this “the romance is staged” nonsense until I saw Nick Jonas wipe a nonexistent tear from his cheek in that instagram post.

I just can’t with these two Bridezilla attention whores and their circus, I mean “fairy tale wedding”. 

Did he just do a fake tear wipe? 

They’ve played this whole thing off as so cutesy, and the media has gobbled it up. But it reeks of excess and now I’m just generally turned off.

Most likely no.

Seems rather insincere to do the show, get paid $$$, get the publicity, and THEN call VS out. Also, the comments about VS’s lack of inclusiveness did not start rolling in just in the last couple of weeks. 

when i was in middle school my friend and I would straight up drink the VS“strawberries & champagne” lip gloss cuz we thought there was actual champagne in it.

Your response is way better than mine. Mine was “Huh.” I mean, when you start jacking around with laws to make them bend to your will, Kansas legislators, I suppose it’s only natural that others would do the same. And, of course, either way women get the short end of the stick. Huh.

Yeah, if bugs can be milled into the next non-wheat flour, fine. But I'm gonna have a hard time crunchy on 8 legs and goopy centers. I've seen too much Andrew Zimmern. 

Miguel got hitched! Or at least a wedding license.

It’s hard to see on the photos, but in the gifs it’s very clear and kind of sickening. 

seriously, you saw her bachelorette pics? I only saw one and had to stop, seems like the most staged event ever. All of this comes off so tacky