I actually considered it too, and then my immediate reaction to that thought was “We’ll probably all be dead before they even get here so what’s the point.” which is really, like wow, took a new low and made it even lower. v low days these days.

oh my god I made the mistake of buying a bottle of Campari once when visiting my family because I thought, “wow I love this beautiful color” and WOW it’s BAD. So BITTER???? My family won’t let me live it down. It’s on our bar as a joke now. Although, we’re pretty disgustingly uncultured, as we ended up drinking some…

THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE fuckin love those babies they were robbed by crispy nasty shit taco flavor. They somehow managed to capture the Remoulade sauce flavor they’re served with???

I fucking LIVE for Lay’s new flavors. We have office tastings (we’re so FUN!!!!) and I just can’t wait. The fried green tomato flavor from last year was ROBBED that shit was PHENOM. 

I thought the same thing!!! Which I also thought upon reading this mess of a cover story from GQ:

This interview was spastic. I could not figure it out! That weird basketball/Kendall interlude? I was especially confused by the interviewers odd focus on a made up “Kardashian Kurse”???

I always ALMOST move to New York. I’m like wow if I really want to kick my career in journalism/publishing/writing/editing up a notch I need to go to NYC to get them big name jobz. And then I’m like wait oh my god no I can’t. I can’t do it. I hate that city. It’s so loud and crowded and I’d have to live in a shoebox…

They’re definitely in the same room! HC looks.... tired. Even with this 8th grader’s best photoshop attempt.

This looks like it was made in 2002. Or like one of the joke movie previews from 30 Rock—Martin Luther King Day.

If the man seemed interesting and like we might have a good connection, that statement would not phase me at all.

Sounds good to me! I’ve dated plenty of men who are much shorter than me. Finding a human you connect with is really hard, height’s just not a factor for me personally.

I feel like if I was a dude, even if I was 6'5, if a girl had a height requirement on her profile it would be an auto swipe left.

One day I’m going to do a scientific blind tasting. I’ll report back. It could be like 6 years before I decide that the indulgence of buying 2 jars of peanut butter is worth it, but I’ll be back. For science.

Ok I actually felt the same way about Skippy, but then was like wait, am I just thinking that because it is marketed in a childish manner and JIF looks more “mature”? I think it might be! Because Skippy has the same sugar as JIF and more salt.

The exterior is atrocious I love it

HAHHAHAHH oh my god you are so right that IS a common photo angle in these apps!!!!! and that is exactly what it looks like. wth that is such a BAD photo angle too. Like it automatically makes you look like such a jackass. 

Cosignedddd “6'1 since that’s what everyone on here cares about lol.” that is EXACTLY what they write!! Hate it. It’s like if I put my weight on there. I like that guys think that women are hung up on it, when in my experience it’s them! I went on a date once and was wearing heels (I’m 5'8) and I thought the guy was…

Wait I think that worked!?!?!?!? Thank you!!!! I just shared that with everyone in my office, they are also pleased. 

I was so excited to do this, because I HATE having to copy all my shit into textedit to remove formatting before pasting it somewhere else, but I tried to follow these instructions, and there’s no + sign! Nor is there even a copy/paste command listed. I’m about to scream. You don’t even need to reply to this I just…

“idk WHY but I seem to find all the super dramatic girls!!!” my dude it’s youuuuuuuuu and your stunted emotional maturityyyyyyy