hahahah YES! “Since you ladies seem to care... 5'11.” 

Oh man this is fun. Hetero female and my auto left swipes are:
1) “I love adventures.” I HATE ADVENTURES.

I am happy she is happy, and it is a nice sentiment, but the weight inclusion was mega unnecessary. It’s like she ALMOST did it right! But immed upon seeing those weights I googled her height so I could then compare my own weight and BMI and height and do I look like that and is that what I look like and spiral town…

I saw that on closeout sale at my Kroger! I did not buy it!

It’s a wild argument that I had never considered, and it works because she’s pretty much read everything ever. A pretty dang interesting book! “There’s no such thing as truth!”—Derrida and Trumpers.

It does, and it’s fucking amazing. I love this book. Every time you think she’s veering off into a little too weird territory that’s unrelatable and too kooky, she lands the dang plane flawlessly. Plus the entire thing is set up as you are sitting next to her on a plane. She’ll be telling a story then she’s like oh…

Thought this said “The look for fall is fury” and was like yes

cosigned. 

that is so fucking stupid. she is so unHIP TO THE TIMES MAN. 

That is so fucking stupid. She is 80 years old. Move over, lady, and look the fuck around. 

Can someone tell me why Pelosi would say that? Does she not WANT democrats to win? Like wtf. Why would she want to dampen enthusiasm? Why would she try to discount a win?

Oh no. oh no oh no. You’ve infected me. Who is he. Why do I feel nervous and sweaty now.

“A girl standing stubbornly with her hands on her hips is endearing; a grown woman screaming is greeted with questions about whether perhaps she’s gone too far.”

She deserves an Oscar for VPR. The editors deserve Emmys. Season 2 should be in the Library of Congress. Sexy Unique Restaurant forever.

I’m so happy I’m not the only one. I also look like him wearing a wig, so that could be something.

Yes!! Total #sponcon. They tag him on every post mentioning the engagement and you betta believe there will be a ring shopping scene with Jax in Season 7.

I really thought Skipper and Steve were the same guy and they just swapped out the actors early in the season. They are the same guy. I’ve decided. Same shitty dweeb.

Did you know that Steve and Skipper Johnston are not the same character? I didn’t. I’m not even sure if I know it now, I mean look!

Really, any of the aforementioned Cardi, plus Bickenhead and I Do. Also Money Bag.

I have never seen this show but I just would like to say that if I died and the photo they chose to put by my casket was a selfie of me in a beanie in a car I would be LIIIIIIVID.