You’re like, really pretty.

o shit u right.

Right?? And I’m sure they’ve all called plenty of liberals cunts before, but not feckless cunts, because they don’t know what that word means.

You know, I saw all this outrage about it, so I did a fact-check on it, and it turns out that Ivanka Trump is actually a feckless cunt. So I don’t really understand why everyone is so upset?

Oh was that the controversy?? I vaguely remember some controversy being tied to her name a while ago, but I can’t. Tell me more.

Wait wasn’t there some controversy about Wednesday Martin a few years back? Did I make that up? She’s got a new book coming in the fall.

The self-checkout watchers at my Kroger are all young people on their phones. I don’t blame them, but yeah I could definitely buy a giant gourd and say it was an onion and they would not notice. And if they did, they probably wouldn’t care.

No I absolutely agree! It’s fucking sick and fucked up and our world is a disgusting pile of shit and we’re all absolutely fucked. It’s a huge problem. Arguably it’s over for us all. But here we are, and I hope Johnson is freed, even if it’s through using this shit fucked up system of celebrities and idiots and…

It’s definitely really disturbing that a celebrity is the only way Trump will listen, but she IS bringing attention to this problem, and to people that have probably never thought about prison reform ever. Definitely this has a huge array of consequences, politically and personally and Kanye and Twitter and etc, but…

I mean it’s certainly true, but this is a person’s life we’re talking about. It’s not abstract for Johnson or Kardashian. If Kardashian really does feel strongly about helping this woman, and I have no reason to doubt that she does, and she has this opportunity, I don’t understand telescoping out so far into the…

I don’t really understand the vitriol directed toward Kardashian in this instance... I mean, if this works, and Johnson is released, well hell. She will have done a lot more to help the universe than I ever have. Obviously, it really sucks that we live in a sick nasty world where a dang celebrity is the only person…

Thought that said Desperado and do you know what I’m still upset about 3 years on? That we didn’t get a Desperado music vid from Rihanna. Would have loved like, desert Rihanna in assless chaps and a cowboy hat riding a bull and being apathetic and kickass. In my dreams....

this is so much fun, it managed to delight me on an exhausted post-holiday Tuesday when nothing else possibly could.

Wholeheartedly agree, gotta saturate that slaw. Let the flavors meld and permeate thy cabbagé.

Good for you. Everyone’s living a different life, that is very nice that you are living the one that you want. I do not want that life, and I do not want children.  

Absolutely. I had a friend in a couple who I tried hard to still be friends with, but it slowly dawned on me after many attempts that I had just been a placeholder till she found a man. She’s engaged now, and has decided she “doesn’t want” bridesmaids. Hm...Wonder why?

He does have an NYT bestseller at the moment, which is terrifying, because the book seems fairly innocuous. I read some of it and was like, eh whatever. But reading this, the book seems far from innocuous now. I wonder how many people reading the book know who he is? I sure as hell didn’t.

Was just listening to a song called SAD! by XXX about suicide and realized I’m living in the future. Things are looking dismal.

Am down here just to say that Remi Litt is a great name in almost any situation: rapping, being a queen, ordering pizza, anything. great name.

jax you evil idiot.