You know that’s a thing!!! Like, Eileen Fisher style. Just sexless sacks. Which, I LOVE sexless sacks, very comfortable, but sometimes I just want to wear my velvet slipdress and wear red eyeshadow and scream like a banshee and now I’ve got all the permission I ever didn’t need.

yesyesyesyesyes! This is my AESTHETIC. I don’t want to go places, I want to HAUNT places. Give me dark undereye circles! Give me TB pallor! Put a veil on it! Wail at random intervals! Look miserable! IT’S TIME TO SHINE, GHOST GIRLS!!!!!

Fucking love an em dash. Got a confusing grammatical situation? Throw in an em dash and PROBLEM IS SOLVED. No idea what an en dash does, tbh though.

Maybe, in the end, we were all just pranking ourselves...

Why the peony shade??? I fucking love peonies they smell like heaven. All the shade should go to the self-styled “FLORAL DESIGNER.” Excuse me, madam, you are a florist.

Wait I’m confused did she prank US or was SHE being pranked by someone who sent her fake invites???

Still dying over Space Cowboy DYINNNNNNG

yeah woah woah I am really hoping there’s not some hidden knowledge here because H John Benjamin seems nice and his book is charming.  

I... think so? And maybe that Paul’s tweet said her work here is done?

I thought this was real and my first thought was YEs!!! I don’t have to read it anymore/feel guilty about not reading it anymore!!!

Wow there is so much happening here. One being “a shipyard which was interested in buying them to create a scene.” scuze me?

It’s VERY true!!! Yesterday I wore a slip dress with a giant crochet sweater and I was somehow sweaty and cold? Clammy. I was clammy.

This guy puts the rise of Meghan Markle from mildly successful actress to motherfucking Princess to shame.

I had no idea that all I needed to get hired as a writer at a venerable publication was a bunch of clips filled with hate speech. I’ll get right on that!!!

It’s like something about the way his mouth moves when he’s talking??? shit

Antoni is so sexy it’s almost uncomfortable.

You have to be some kind of evil to go after a teenage girl who survived a school shooting. Like you truly have to be the worst type of person. Monsters.

Golden Flake, my love my life. Golden Flake dill pickles are my childhood, I didn’t know they had that combo, that is genius!!

There’s a kroger brand popcorn called buffalo ranch and it is so good. I mean it is terrible. But holy fuck it’s like you’re punched in the mouth with spicy vinegary salt flavor with every kernel. It’s amazing.

Agreed. I hate all the ones that try to taste like meat. Like the reuben and the gyro and they HARD SHELL TACOS ONES that tasted like ground beef. It’s upsetting.