Ok what’s everyone’s favorite random new chip flavor?

Love a little wackadoo. I wish I could be could be considered wackadoo and not “fucking insane.”

I am sick of the bro-ey chef foodie shows, but Zimmern ain’t that guy. He’s the one food dude with a show I like! All the other ones... They are bro-ey enough to make me not want to be alone in a room with them. Zimmern seems nice and not creepy!

KACEY IS A QUEEN. I have never stanned anyone in my life but Kacey is the one. SHE’S THE BEST.

I started keeping a scrap bag in my freezer for stock this year, and it’s made my life so much more fLaVorFuL. I hate to think of all the scraps I threw out when I could have been making stock!! You can even just make vegetable stock, but I usually wait till I buy a rotisserie chicken, strip it, and throw the bones in…

Wow gang I can’t believe it. We finally won feminism.

YES omg I absolutely agree. I am so over the dude bro chef thing. On TV, in real life, I’m just so over it. I would love to watch a TV food travel show where the host is a knowledgable, witty woman. Any recs?

One bizarre thing is that men list their height on their dating profiles. wtf is up with that. should I start putting my weight on there?

I love the throw-away Daily Mail articles. Whoever is writing them really needs to write a book about celebs.

It would be very, very cool if this administration was taken down by a porn star looking for revenge. It would be beautiful.

Yeah idk. I mean every culture has what outsiders label as “quirks and neuroses.” And the other thing every culture has in common is thinking that their culture doesn’t have quirks or neuroses and is actually the norm and everyone else is weird. There is no such thing as normal, so just use situational cues to not be…

He is so fucking STUPID. He cannot hold two thoughts in his head at the same time! like hey you unbelievable fuck wad it’s a problem because doctors (white people in white coats) got America hooked. So I guess we’re gonna kill doctors now? No of course not, he just wants to kill minorities.

I don’t even know! I had this game and the Sims and that is the end of any computer game I’ve ever played. I wonder if it would be as much fun as it was when I was 12. I’m gonna go with...not.

lololol love that trope. “Honey, I’m watching the game!”

oh yeah i mean they’re all 50 shades of fucked up, to quote another timeless classic of a movie, I just vividly remember this scene bc I was like fuckkkk i’m a joyless hag tooooooo narrrrrr (i haven’t seen this movie since I was 15 there were probably some nuances i was not catching and i was def rockin a hard crush…

such true words

He’s not a hero but he’s seen as redeemable, I feel. Or at least that’s how I read it. Annette is more like.. a shell of a harpy human who you have less empathy for than Lester, somehow. But eh, I haven’t watched this movie since I was 15 and was really just dying to be Mena Suvari so it might read different to me…

Granted I haven’t watched this movie since I was 15. That scene just really stuck out to me because I was like oh shit that’s GONNA be me but at that moment I was def the sad daughter character wishing I was my hot friend but also hating her.

Omg I have always watched that scene where she “kills the mood out of fear that he’ll spill beer on her Italian silk couch” and thought that would be me. He really would have spilled the beer. I just couldn’t let that happen. I’ve thought about that scene a lot and have tried to work against my calling as a neurotic…

I think this is Vogue trying to do high-concept comedy and they’re not doing so hot.