Bill, did they ever catch that gorilla that escaped from the zoo and punched you in the eye?

There's rumors Karakas threatened him with a bat in warmups

Lane Kiffin still uses his hotmail account

When masturbation has lost it's fun...

Actually if you talk to hand specialists they say that losing the pinky is much more devastating for grip strength

It was the egg rolls not the ecstasy

Is there any deadspin contributor that kid couldn't beat up?

Pittsburgh’s secondary is no longer jealous of Harrison’s kids

That's good news. I assume that's because he gave the team the ball?

Nice snag by the dad on the one hopper, that ball could actually be worth something. Which reminds me, did anyone see the guy drop the braves walk off hr?

Good punch, where'd dez learn to hit like that...?

Sergio had to play it off frankenstein’s fat foot...

A bit of exaggeration in this case. But marshawn playing kickball? C'mon that was a good three days late

I understand it’s a slow sports time, but every deadspin article recently has been a summary of an espn/reddit/fucking yahoo story I read two days earlier with a joke or two thrown in.

Air Bud crushed it at the combine...

Cue the jokes about the Red Sox signing him to be number 3 in their rotation

Got dat Ashy Larry dick

Who won that fight anyways?

Is this the Alex Robles that went to UVM?

Yeah that's a fair question. Some courses have those like ridiculous like green/little kid tees, maybe they're going from that kind of area. We will just have to tune in this afternoon and find out (this is just a golf channel ploy)