I’m surprised the cowboys don’t try him out since they have a need and an array of character issues. One more bad egg isn’t going to turn public perception of them too much harder. Com’ on, they're hosting Felix fucking Jones for workouts

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She's slowly becoming Harriet Tubman

I think it's donkey lips from salute your shorts

I just pictured Babcock as Colin Kaepernick in the Beats commercial and laughed

I can admit that part of it is what a prolific scorer he is

If your QB is on fire like that, and you have any inkling of doubt in your kicker, maybe the coach decides to go for 2 and the win in that scenario. I’m sold/hard

Corey Perry is the main reason I want Chicago to win this series.

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From the stories I've read on deadspin today, I'm guessing we will call this a happy ending

The only reason we’re getting any details is because the team couldn't determine whether to call this a lower body injury or an upper body injury

An interesting choice by him to wear the same shirt this year

Ironically, I read this article in an LA Fitness sauna

They showed this HR on SC and you are correct, 3 seconds. Also, it's max altitude was only 46 feet, the average HR is 91

Oddly, I've been arrested in Maricopa county. I'm no celebrity, and didn't even get to go to tent city, how lame

Then as a Boston fan, you’d fall under the category of “you” in my sentence haha. I just think anyone who thought he was faking/embellishing couldn't possibly continue with that mindset after seeing the way he acted the rest of the game, and that's without knowing his diagnosis today

And I think it was Karlsson that he hit if I’m not mistaken. Stone: one of the hottest players heading into the postseason; Karlsson: best offensive defenseman in the league. Com’ on

Solid analysis. And that’s Gallaghers MO. I said it last year after he ran Enroth and finished his season: dude needs to be knocked out by a wafflepad to the chin to get his shit under control. Obviously it mattered very little for Enroth/the sabres, but he easily leads the league in goalies injured over the last two…

The announcers were immediately talking as if his arm being broken was a given. They were surprised he came back at all. And how was he acting the rest of the game? Still just trying to sell the injury? If by "everyone" you mean you and Canadien fans then yeah, everyone thought he embellished

Stone must be a pretty good fucking actor considering when he got back on the ice and someone came near him he'd suddenly remember that he had embellished an injury and do anything he could to protect that arm