YOU COULDN'T FOOL YOUR MOTHER ON THE FOOLINGEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU HAD AN ELECTRIFIED FOOLING MACHINE.

State Deeper: The Statening

*Stuart Smalley walks out*

You sound like a member of the pussy generation.

I'll check his law blog.

We need a law banning adoptions of all non-pure golf clubs!

By mere seconds

I guess he's hoping to shoot all the birds around roller coasters.

I think it depends…is it an iron, or a wood?

A big butt, but the butt smells and they like to kiss their own butt.

Multipasswatch!

Wrong head…

*Jumps*

She'll be crying?

Saddle up!

I think they use an oven.

After talking it over with myselfs, this post gave me a boner.

You must change your thinking!

Wait till you see it on BluRay on a 4K. Your mind will be blown…by the handgun you use.

Until I saw a headline of him bragging about this election last week, I thought he was dead.