There's a William Shirer book that everyone should read, just to see what is going to happen next.

It's time to invest in brown shirt futures.

Please Olenna, I want some more?

And then Rome fell. Coincidence? I don't think so.

*Stares like Troy*

We got this one kid, Mongo… He's got a forehead like a drive-in movie theatre, but he's a good ship. So we don't bust his chops too much. So, one day Mongo gets out of his cage…

Retard, isn't that a little, uhm, politically incorrect?

Diana Rigg is still kicking, though, probably not as high as she used to.

Let's ask the Carthaginians about it.

2016 strikes again, Robert Vaughn was todays victim.

No

You got change for a hundred?

"FUCK YOU BOGDAN! AND YOUR EYEBROWS!"

Now I can stream Star Trek: First Contact.

It was a close call today, but I went with jelly. Grape jelly.

*Rubs pizza all over body like Schwarzenegger in Predator*

Yep, me too for about a half an hour. All I wanted to do was lavish upvotes on others.

I better slow down on my reading, I thought that said…watching Lindsay Lohan masturbate…so, I guess its back to work for me.

You can guess what happens next.

Way to bury the lede AVC.