So, the first times I saw Magnum Force, yada, yada, yada.

Stay classy, SWAMP

Yep, it's a fact we are all on the internet, otherwise all those sound like a good place to start. Why not respond to others comments with facts of your own rather than open questions. Like, I looked at his record on this, and that doesn't appear to have killed people, or just look to last weeks stay on the Clean…

There are no gimmicks on the AV Club!

*Gets Force choked*

I was told it is not a gimmick!

I like this gimmick!

*Snorts up last line and licks mirror*

*Farts*

I am not a gimmick!

and my profile pic on that last post!

Then you need to stop as there are no gimmick accounts!

That is not a gimmick!

It is not a gimmick!

Coogin is right, there are no gimmick accounts!

The Gimmick who goes, BONG?

That's no gimmick!

Thankfully Disqus has eliminated all gimmick accounts!

Or me, not a gimmick!

Gentle Herpes was a gimmick all along!