God he has been an even bigger disappointment than I anticipated. 

Forget about businessmen, I want some prince out there somewhere to buy it for his surprisingly goth princess wife. Turn it into a metal-as-fuck crown.

1) This shows the importance of constantly putting pressure on politicians, especially this administration, because it’s headed by centrists whose instinct always seems to be to mock the idea that the government really can solve a problem. It was just a month ago that Jen Psaki scoffed at the idea of doing this very…

I find myself feeling this way about most news at this point. I think I will soon be a nihilist. 

I can't muster either excitement or outage about this news.

I’ll start opening bid for $5 because that things only good for a paperweight and that’s all I’m willing to pay for it.

Hey Spanfeller! Go forever fuck yourself!

Really hoping it’s actually an alien egg that hatches immediately after purchase and devours the winner of this week’s episode of “Billionaire Overcompensation Competition”.

Sounds like the same kind of fun banter or back-and-forth I’d have with my friends, without anyone being a jerk and everyone in on the joke. Whole lot of nothing being played for minimal chuckles and clicks.

Pete lives with his mom. Ye named an album after his mom.

I wonder if his extreme “I can sleep around but I will control my separated wife’s life” misogyny is the same as it always was or was made worse by his sudden conversion to Evangelical Christianity.

I love you for putting that thought in my brain...

If Pete hosts the Oscars and we get to see Kanye rush the stage, it’ll be worth it.

this POS is 80 years old and after that point last year when he had those horrible bruises that he wouldn’t explain I thought maybe we’d be rid of him soon, but nah, smirking megalomaniacal evil lives forever. But overall, for calling Biden “profoundly unpresidential” after living the last 4 years with  t***p, he can…

I call them “did my mom really kind of hate me a teeny bit” bangs?

Same thing happened to me in 1957 (except for the Courteney Cox part) at The Chalmers A. Parker Isle of Charm in Denver. My forelock stuck straight out from my head like a gangplank for almost all of 6th grade.

Re: wedding guest attire. Didn’t all the bridesmaids wear white at Kim and Ye’s wedding? I think rich folks have different rules and expectations on wedding attire than us normals. I bet the bride really didn’t care as long as it was designer.

*Sighs in coastal elitism that expects this shit to happen in podunk states like Wisconsin*

he is the worst, his fans harass everyone.

It’s pretty cool that rich people can sue a country they aren’t a resident of, to overturn their own vaccine laws. All so he can go to a sports event to prove he’s the bestest boy. And his mommy defends him. A grownass adult.