Here is a useful contrast.

Me too. For Trump, they really need to go out and find the guy/girl who knows how to journalistically mud-wrestle...someone who will fact-check like a fucking sledgehammer until things get clear, not just throw up their hands. I bet that person exists, if any news organization had the guts to find them and stick them…

Trump isn’t Commander in Chief anymore.

Gotta say I did not have “The Avengers go back in time and start the #Metoo movement so Kang would wind up broke and behind bars before he could figure out how to travel across dimensions in the multiverse” on my bingo card for how the current phase of the MCU gets wrapped up.

You sound like an AI bot. 

The real irony is that attendees aren’t allowed to carry guns are in the venues at NRA conventions. Them things is dangerous and some speaker or NRA official might get hurt.

You gotta do what’s right even if you think it might be wrong.

“Don’t call me racist”, says racist.

Between T0 Men With The Intelligence of a Fern

Can Zach Galifianakis use this as a green screen backdrop for a new show entitled, “Between two Despicable Primates?”

Forbidden generally, or to her specifically? I mean, the “Christianity” she seems to be promoting now got rid of all that inconvenient shit the titular hero said in the book they selectively reference.

That’s Kid Dork to you.  

What AB didn’t say “You conservative rednecked mouth breathers don’t buy as much beer as you used to, so you forced us to expand our consumer marketing”.

Oh please yes let's get a trans dude with a self-deprecating sense of humor to say the quiet part loud about guns as penis substitutes!

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent make music for people that know the precise recipe for bathtub meth.

So, what’s it like to be completely stupid?

Wow wait until they find out that Bud Light’s actual goal is to make as much money as possible by selling their beer to as many people as possible and that they’re willing to invest in marketing campaigns that target people other than dudes that wear Oakleys on the back of their head in order to accomplish that goal.

I’ll be beer bonging a couple extra Buds this weekend for the movement

We need a trans person to snag a sponsorship deal with a gun manufacturer. That’ll get all the wingnuts to get rid of their guns.