Which is actually just a jar of Mayonnaise

I hate this analogy as I love me some Dr. Cox :(

Boondock Saints DaFoe?

I think it’s just “The Chicks” now ;)

Rand Paul.

in the sequel or real life? 

Sounds like a South Park episode

I’m still confused on how you pronounce the second name. ShOOster? SCHUSter? SCKhuster?

Its been a while since we’ve all learned to never underestimate LeBron, but I think sometimes (actually most of the time) flailing and flopping and injury prone AD is a different story. Especially with calf/achilles worries and especially with what happened to KD like 28 years ago or whatever in the finals 

Awwweee. Just imagining the two of you having a good ol’ father and son game of toss in the year of 2021

This whole bit is one of the best things Ive ever seen, and even now, after probaby close to a million rewatches, it still makes me literally laugh out loud as soon as Kate starts her “differing” experience like very few things do.

You can have mine, as a fellow Trekkie

I’d rather read the nutrition facts from the back of a gallon of 2%

“If he doesn’t take them to the NCAA championship in 2 years, he is fired.”

Like

I guess in Ancient Rome, the rich actually took pride in having so much money that they could provide for the community and have like parks, plazas and buildings and such named after them. Until like the 4th century, when the wealthy got so rich and decided they didn’t need to pay taxes anymore and shifted that burden…

As good of an MVP speech that he gave, that “apology” was just the opposite

Kinda a fun story but today I was at City Market just trying to find some black beans and they’ve rearranged all the aisles and for the longest time I could only find the Goya version and the first thought that popped in my head was “Ah fuck you, beans!”

Exactly. You’re telling me that bloated sack of throat WASN”T born some time in the 1500's and sailed over here from some place in Europe and continue that agenda?

I would love to see that clown in an actual debate.