Worked for gun control back is ‘13, dont you remember?   

Having a touch of dyslexia, I read that as he is as dumb as a jock and now it mmaks me wonder if thats where we get jock?- a jerk that is as dumb as a rock?

Thirdsies! Or would it be fourthsies?

Well, except for the horny longing for dick, and I mean that in the most encouraging and least homophobic way possible

Youre a better person than I, for it would have been hard not to phlegm all over him, let alone be polite 😉

Why did they even let Pence in? I know he is the VP of the devil incarnate but still, shouldnt they be able to say like, “sorry but until you put a mask on you cant come in, you ass-breathing imbecile.”

Ha ha this is awesome

It’s got what plants crave

I bet they save them for Eric

Yeah science says the electromagnetic radiation will react positively with all the disineffectants but only inside the body of course

Thank you 

Its not too late...

Is this satire? Or did you mean James instead of Jordan?

Doesnt that take away some from the fact that young players need some time to slow down and put it all together unless they are gift wrapped the perfect situation, a la Kawhii with Spurs. Its hard to win a championship as is and those Celtics and Pistons teams are all time greats.

Never gets old. Thank you 

Somewhere between 0 and .25 of a feckless pull up

“Just keep rubbing... Just keep rubbing...”- Copyright, Finding Nemo, 2003 

Heyy now buddy. From one millenial (you)to another millenial with many other millienial friends all around the country who grew up through the dial up age, thats an awful wide net to cast about all millenials wanting craft porters or artisanal tonic or nothing at all. Just saying and maybe thats part of why some…

Kinda harsh to compare the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to this asshat. Maybe as their next foe...? 

When they were rolling through everyone who was going to be appearing in this, it was a little jarring to see Kobe, not gonna lie