Well. And the daughter wife

Wholeheartedly

Oh stop projecting....

To be fairrrr (extremely Letterkenny voice) how many New Yorkers have you met outside of NY and do you yourself happen to be born and raised in New York? Because in my humble opinion as a non-New Yorker, New York ranks right around fourth at most annoying people-state if that makes sense, right after Texas, Florida, Ca…

The IV

That’s a fair trade. And at this point, maybe even throw in Iowa for a territory to be named later?

Good thing May will have such warm weather to help out 

“after it survived what appears to be an extremely harrowing attempt to pull a reverse-Homeward Bound.” Freakin’ awesome. Thank you

By yourself.

Then why are you here, at this site?

This is so great to read. Thank you for the inspiration 

OBAMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Like just hearing that and reading it makes me so beyond angry. “(Besides his promise to spend a billion win or lose for November.)“

And what the fuck is a “miscarriage of justice”? (Besides for a Freudian slip that is too painfully accurate.)

Very succinctly written and the cause of great reflection from that first paragraph. Thank you :)

God damn this point exactly. Literally Idiots Out fucking Walking Around doing nothing and somehow eating sloppily buttered corn in the process. Fucking a

Wow. Crude, misogynistic, potentially racist, patently false, and offensive on so many other levels. Your master must be so proud. Or at this point do you just call him Daddy? And by the way, crude means rude and just plain mean, misogynistic means youre scared of girls and view them as either property or a view to…

Goodness, and I apologize for this, but what if he also says it during their weird little threeways every night after sundowning to really appease both fecks? (And yes fecks like feckless, instead of fucks, even though both apply and then some...) Again, I apologize for the imagery

The best part of waking up

Thats some good shtuff. Like a somehow worse version of South Parks “Member Berries”. And maybe thats what everyone in that administration is addicted too... besides for all the adderall and racism