Dan Aykroyd’s mistress?

Am I the only one who isn’t a huge fan of the Anaconda video? I just don’t think it’s close to being Nikki’s best work. What makes the song catchy is largely what made Baby Got Back catchy, and at least to me, the song should be part of what goes into evaluating the video as a whole. The reclaiming angle is great, and…

Nicky looks like a golden goddess and Miley looks like a life-size version of those McDonald’s barbies they give out with Happy Meals...I think we know who’s winning here. What’s good, Miley?

Awesome, now maybe the level of Taylor hate on Jezebel can simmer back down to its previous low. A girl could get whiplash around here with how fast people fall out of favor.

I’m not one of those people who despises Kim Kardashian. I’ve tried to be, but I lack the will to care about her with any degree of intensity beyond that which I feel for breakfast cereal. Which is to say: essentially nil. I think she’s vapid and self-absorbed but is, on the whole, a decent person who works hard and…

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE. this dress is the least-flattering thing anywhere. She’d look better if they fucking switched outfits. My eyeballs are burning

well, it’s official

Renae Plant impresses me as the Dolores Umbridge of pre-school headmasters.

I must not be seeing it properly, because that looks like a photo of one of the abandoned buildings in Gary (woo, hoo! My hometown!) or Detroit.

everything at Camelot between Camelot employees and parents is confidential.

I LOVE the state of education in modern America.

This “ritzy” preschool looks like a skanky strip club.

women roll their eyes at this kind of shit because we’ve been 13, 14, 15 and remember what it was like to be completely inexperienced with men and find oneself in the unprecedented situation of stopping a makeout session in its tracks. but these people on the outside view a girl’s somewhat-participation as indicative…

I will never forget the news describing black people “looting” and white people “finding food” when they were both doing the same thing.

I personally want to face-kick the assholes who spread the rumors that children were being raped in the Superdome and (Black) New Orleanians were running around shooting at everyone and everything. Many people still believe that. However, few people seem to know about the white residents who used Katrina as an…

Oh dear. Is it wrong that my first thought was, I feel you, girl. I hate getting my t shirt straightened out and all my shit covered up when I get up out of the car. Why can’t things just stay?

I like to imagine all of these “Christians” dying going to the pearly gates and there stands Jesus. They’re all excited because here it is, the big moment, they are going to be patted on the head and told what wonderful work they did on earth. Instead the gates are slammed in their face and Jesus says something along…

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America