Who is willing to do a seminar on “How to talk to people without being an asshat”? I’d gofund that.

Maybe if we’re lucky, next year will see Kara in front of the Shade Court backdrop, captioned

Oh, FFS, even the Pope is like “America, you have bigger things to worry about than abortion and gay marriage” Shutting down the government and forcing the Speaker to resign over this is insane.

Anyone else kind of want to become a nun after watching Call the Midwife? If only it didn’t involve religion.

Nuns have always been cool, if underrated. #TEAMNUNS

People who are REALLY REALLY into coffee and big coffee snobs are the worst.

I am in my late 30s and I’m a fat chick. Too old and too fat for the win!

I live in Asheville and people here aren’t having this. The shop is closed for a few days “for time to reflect” like they're gonna fix their bullshit in a few days? A lot of people here want them shut down and out of town and I hope they leave. Always got a creep vibe from Jared...not only does he have the beady dead…

Why do people end up with terrible bosses when they came off so great at the job interview?

Late thirties MILF that I fucked in her basement while her kids were asleep. Slamming body for her age, and I’d never fucked a woman that old. We didn’t hang out again – I think she was only really interested in something serious.

(the tagline of which is “Putting sweet D in the tender V since 2013”)

And, more often than not, I feel that it is the mediocre looking guys with this attitude.

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

That’s what Youtube is for. I don’t get spending money to see a shadow play in concert.

Whoa... the Uber drivers down under sound insane. You better run; you better take cover.

That’s just like, your opinion, man. (I like the cut of your jib.)

But I feel like Huckabee never goes away :( He’s always there.

“Vini, vidi, vici.” -Vinci

I think Serena is a superb athlete. And it must suck beyond words to have lost today. But having said that, this whole benevolent queen bit sounds a little crazy to me.