Teens/early 20s = friends, lovers and enemies at work are fair game

Honestly, some people complain about the wealth and priviledge of the royals, but this humble poor wouldn’t swap places with them for anything. A job that I basically can’t quit, which means constantly meeting and making small talk with large groups of strangers? That’s like my personal hell right there.

Way harsh, Tai! The sweater’s cute ... even if the neck didn’t quite make it.

I mean, okay, it’s tacky and a little ugly... but it’s better than anything I could ever knit. That shit has heart.

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

This is how I smile at people I don’t like. I try, but my poker face sucks.

That’s so awesome! I’ve been doing what I can for battered and homeless women in my own little corner of the world- setting aside money every month to buy tampons, pads, formula and towels for a couple of the women’s shelters in our area. I even bought one of them a new DVD player and some movies for their kids for…

Good lord, look at that calf muscle

American person: “Speak English, this is America!”

It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!

Another proud graduate from Midvale School for the Gifted.

I will lay good money that she is the Queen of scathing commentary particularly when accompanied by a glass of Dubonnet.

I bet Her Majesty can drag you like a fresh carcass when necessary.

Her license was suspended automatically for refusing to blow.

Speaking of Bette Davis: I’ve never understood why no one has made a film detailing the behind-the-scenes horrors she and her co-star Joan Crawford inflicted on one another during the ‘Whatever Happened to Baby Jane’ shoot. It’d be an instant camp classic AND a prestige pic all at once.

While I love Cate Blanchett, I just can’t imagine her capturing the delightful goofiness that Lucy had. Sure, this movie will probably focus on the more dramatic aspects of her personal life, but Lucy doesn’t seem to have had the icy personality that I think Cate is most suited to play.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you…

My 14 year old self would be like ‘ eff this shit. Jesus isn’t gonna squeeze these pimples’