Oh God. That is the worst. Why? Why do people do this?? Women do it too! 6-7 years ago I started putting on weight and it was all forming in my stomach. A colleague at a work event asked when I was due, in front of about 20 people. It was awkward and embarrassing for me and the other 20 people (fuck my colleague she…

I fucking adore Natalie Dormer. When she wore her hair dark as Anne Boleyn in The Tudors, she reminded me of Vivien Leigh. I wish someone would make a biopic of Leigh starring Natalie; it could be amazing.

This was my brother’s wedding in NC. There was cake, tea, and awkwardness. My SIL’s brother provided some twangy pickin’ on his guitar as the lone entertainment. It was incredibly boring, but fortunately only lasted a couple of hours before our family of boozy gyrating sinners were free to go celebrate elsewhere.

I didn’t see that! I did see John Boehner put his hand on Cool Pope’s back and was relieved Cheeto dust didn’t leave a print on his robe.

Watching it made me want to become a midwife, although my love for Sister Monica Joan knows no bounds.

My amazing Great Aunt was a nun. An old school one at that. My great grandparents moved here from Italy in 1910, and she was their first of 17 surviving kids (out of 21). 17 fucking kids. She was the oldest. They bought a farm in the Midwest, and it was quite successful but when she went for her first day of school,…

“Glocks not clocks” - Sarah Palin

I really do not like HTGAWM. And I love Scandal and Grey’s so it is disappointing. But I love Viola Davis as Annelise Keating. I wish they’d lose all the students and just focus on AK’s practice.

I was pulling for Lena Headey (did not know until tonight it is pronounced Hee-Dee until after it was announced when Lena presented), so when Jamie Lee made her remark, I though it was Lena who would win. Uzo (not a difficult name to pronounce) and Christina Hendricks were a very close 2nd and 3rd.

No Whitney hologram. If there are people who never saw IRL Whitney on a stage, too bad.

Probably me. When I was 8-9, my very devout Catholic Gram would drag me kicking and screaming to Mass with her on Sundays. One hot summer Sunday, I gave up trying to feign caring and laid down against the kneeler to nap while she was up at the front of the church waiting for Communion.

Your “revolution” is over, Ms. Davis. Condolences! The bigots lost!

Never heard of her before I watched 3-4 minutes of this shit after it popped up in my FB feed. I kept waiting for it to be funny or have a Gotcha, like she was mimicking weight shaming assholes or something. I guess the joke is on me that she turned out to be the asshole.

There’s a pic of me holding up ugly snowman pajamas I received as a Xmas gift from my Gram, who happened to be taking the picture. Taylor is making my same face.

My guess is they were making a distinction between American English and British/Standard English.

To paraphrase the drinking talk I received when I was about 14; “never mix red and white wine, only Mimosas or Bloody Marys before noon, don’t drive, don’t take drinks from strange men and never throw parties in my house. Here’s your Mimosa, Happy Thanksgiving.”

As someone prone to nosebleeds at the most inopportune times, I would not be down with this

“I am a nice person.” - Assholes everywhere

There’s more suave here than the shampoo aisle at CVS.

The way I understand it, she can’t be fired because she is an elected official. She could be impeached by KY legislature, but it’s KY and their legislative majority supports her position. But I have to believe by flagrantly breaking the law there must be something that can be done...like tossing her hypocritical,…