This is excellent news! I wonder if she’ll still refuse to follow the law, and if so, will she face any consequence?

How do these kids have time for YouTube and Vine careers? Is that all they do? I’m old and was a teen in the very early internet days, but between academics, sports and extracurriculars, part-time jobs (which I guess is moot if you have a YouTube career), and weekends of dime bags and wine coolers with my girlfriends…

Better idea: The US build a wall around Scott Walker and brick him in.

I was sure no dress could outfug the House of Dolores Umbrage couch upholstery dress she wore the last pregnancy go ‘ round. But I was wrong. So, sadly wrong.

This is my MOM and her friends. They even smuggled wine in to the theater.

There’s a strong smell of bullshit wafting off the Wine Train management.

Isn’t booze delivery the best? I have a liquor store not far from my apartment, but sometimes I don’t feel like changing out of my PJs or putting on shoes.

They are. Although, now that I’m an adult I also wonder why the fuck their parents would even talk to their 8-9 year olds about sometimes so complicated. Ugh.

When I was in elementary school my dad was arrested for embezzlement, convicted, and then went to prison for several years. My mom filed for divorce during the tumult and we moved out of our house and in with family friends because their assets were frozen and we were broke. They told me they were getting divorced,…

Oh, fittingly that dude had a daughter about 10 years ago. I hope his attitude towards women has changed.

Fuck the non-consentual “videographers”. Thank you! Mutual bow down as I’ve been a casual commenter and lurker for awhile, and I like your name and comments.

Thanks. He was a POS boyfriend. My first, in both. Even if I wanted, I couldn’t legally consent, and anyone who has the gall to film someone without their consent has something in the decency department missing.

When I was 15 my boyfriend at the time taped us having sex via a large camera (90s) hidden under a t-shirt in his closet. I was mortified when he showed it to me. I freaked out, naturally, and demanded he erase it. A couple of months later, he brought over our prom video and got the biggest kick when he showed it to…

You have the best roommate situation IMO!

I had an Appendectomy, not a Tonsillectomy, but my recovery in my apartment was a nightmare. I feel you.

“State Rep Dickhead, did you bring your cup? Because I’m about to nut punch you.”

Wearing a reported $600 haircut that is remarkably similar to the one my mom gets at our Podunk clip ‘n curl for $20.

Abusive males leveraging Twitter whining for sympathy? A-OK. Here’s your gold star sticker for showing up, asshole.

Meanwhile in a budget motel in Cleveland, Chris Christie is examining his life path... jk he hopped a private jet home because he read a blind item Bruce might be on TDS.

I went through this with my dad in 2008 when Sarah Palin rode in on her broomstick. A lifelong Democrat, a pretty far left leaning one at that, he became enamored with her. Partly it was because thought she was hot, but he also liked that she was a “real straight talker.” Thankfully, as she kept straight talking, the…