Women: more interesting after killed by men. Jesus.

222-2222.

My mom lives and dies by Fire and Ice. Looks amazing on her. I’m still the mediocre dance girl who was told to wipe my face, with 30 seconds to curtain, and my beautiful mom is sitting in the audience, waiting...

Perhaps a fitting punishment would be to force Palmer to don his trophies - Cecil’s head and hide, then introduce him to Jericho and the rest of the gang.

Does it vary place to place, or charge to charge? I ask because I was arrested about a decade ago on a Friday night for resisting arrest (long story, bullshit charges that were eventually dismissed) and I was released around 10 am Saturday.

I’m still salty that Jesse Williams was passed over for the role of Finnick in the Hunger Games and the guy with the big teeth was cast instead.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

The amount of time it must take for the Kardashians to get ready is mind-boggling. I have long hair, and to wash, dry, do a fast slap of makeup takes an hour. I know it’s essentially their job, but I look at the young one’s pic and I’m tired.

My 1st BF bought a brass spitoon at Things Remembered in the mid-90s. He was really bummed when he spit in it and there wasn’t a tv western spitting sound effect.

Vodka makes any flight better.

The airplane inner toilet flush...twice on my Dublin to Chicago Appendicitis flight.

Mine also enjoys the cabinet up top. She likes watching me cook, especially stirring.

Love that show. They are not for everyone.

I think you’re right. Good.

I’m more worried they’ll try to charge her with Solicitation. Like a DV victim who calls the cops on her abuser then gets arrested for drug possession.

That’s hot.

Obligatory non-expert, pet owner 2 cents: I adopted a Bengal mix kitten and she is very smart, sweet, not sure about kid-friendly as I’m not a parent but at nearly a year old, she is a terror. Bengals are very energetic and their long legs mean they can get on and into pretty much anything. My guess is Charli was…

When the media revealed Sandra Bland had weed in her system I fucking lost it. What does it matter? She could’ve smoked it 3 weeks ago. Even if she smoked it an hour before she was pulled over and it caused her to drive impaired, (which, I don’t recall any reports of the cop questioning her sobriety, so it’s moot), it…

“The shooter was a loser. I would have fired him. When I’m President, we will take all the guns to the border and shoot Mexicans.”