As someone who has chronic resting bitch face, it’s nice to know it’s attractive to someone, because when I try to correct it, I look like Goldie Hawn having a manic episode....

No one I know calls the University of Chicago, “UC”. They perhaps call it the U of C or, as they have now rebranded themselves, UChicago.

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I probably should’ve seen Patrick Kane coming, based on his history.

Kane’s rape accusation is still being investigated. They had three or four articles on it on Jezebel or linked on Jezebel from Deadspin, when it first broke and the week after. There’s nothing current to report. http://www.si.com/nhl/2015/08/21…

I’m starting to get a bit worried about all the guest stars. Marisa Tomei, Oprah, Chris Rock, Common, Ludacris, Kelly Rowland, Alicia Keys, Lenny Kravitz, Adam Rodriguez, Tyra Farrell, Pitbull, Mariah, etc. How is there gonna be any time to focus on the regulars? I hope they’re not just cramming famous people in there…

That scene is everything to me. I mean, was there ever a more perfect scene in all of 90s television?

I wonder what Tino thinks about this?

Denise Huxatable set the bar for cool 80’s teen so unobtainably high most girls couldn’t see it?

Nope, no. Just no. It’s Hamm’s year. It's a cumulative Emmy, fine, but Don Draper is absolutely deserving of a trophy.

this is Canada’s finest moment

Well I feel old as fuck.

Alanis Morissette sings with the Barenaked Ladies: (Because it is awesome is why)

Maybe going to a higher hourly wage with no tips as a response to a rising minimum wage in cities like NYC and SF will be a godsend for stopping this kind of behavior. I have not worked in the food service industry, but it would seem that customers like this know they have servers guessing about the tip until the very…

I’d rather not live on the Metra. The bathrooms are gross.

Go fuck yourself and kiss my ass on the way out the door.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

The comment about “breaking the restaurant” makes me think they did it on purpose to cause trouble, not because they actually had people waiting for those burgers.

100 combo meals at McDonald’s? Really. Jesus, if you’ve got 100 drunk people to feed, order pizzas like a normal person.