Perhaps, but they bunched by referencing a Beatles song during the visage of destroying ‘eggs’ with a flamethrower on a lethally infested planet, which is just awesome.

You had me at Tilda Swinton.

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Sadly, as an alum I can assure you this is an improvement over Michigan sports.

Uh...uhuhuhu... you said butthead...

There’s nothing that looks less like a heart than an upside-down heart. That always ends up looking more like a butt or a nutsack.

Fixed! :)

It looks stupid.

And here I was thinking it wasn’t physically possible to teabag yourself...

When I see those images, “a heart” is not the first thing that crosses my mind. Balls on face is more accurate...

I hear the boss is a disgraced mercenary named Twerking Anaconda.

Plot twist: A Hideo Kojima game

deadpool: alright, were gonna pause the movie for about 10 minutes so you can read up on the back story of this ugly mofo back here. go ahead you fucks, take out your phones that you have been itching to touch and look it up.

It’s easy to explain! You see, when a mommy and a daddy really love each other, and the mommy dies, and the daddy shacks up with a woman who looks just like mommy, but is actually an evil clone of mommy, they have a baby that is infected with a techno-organic virus which they send to the future to save him from, and…

Thank you for saying it. They may as well have just used a small GPS transponder. That was a robot in the same way that my IG88 action figure is.

Eagles fan. Should’ve Known.

Why? Because it has a large black population?

Hey look, we never claimed to be the city of robotly love.

Anyone who hates Bill should be on some kind of watch list.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE DOING THIS TO ME IN MY BIRTHDAY WEEK!!!” and hung up.