There is no fucking way this is not a photoshop...

Instead of money, you pay in poo.

I hope to join you on the road with a ‘16 Camaro soon. And no, not with the turbo 4 or V6. Real Camaros have 8 cylinders under the hood.

As one of the cosplaying, Doctor Who watching, podcasting, superhero obsessed, neck-bearded progressive science wizzes I say screw this, I’ll drive my 44 year old, gas guzzling, carburetor equipped camaro over this shit. Thanks.

And yet here you are, whining some more, demonstrating disinterest through mewling. I'm sorry that you are so embarrassed by what you wrote that someone noticing it causes you such dread. Maybe don't post such shitty things?

LOL, i just spit sandwich out!

omg I read that as “3rd grade porno” and wondered what kind of fucked up elementary school you went to.

How in the fuckity fuck is it 2015 and some ingenious asshole hasn’t created a fake vagina specifically for this with sensors and doodads that ring a loud noise and say things out loud like “That isn’t the vagina, wrong hole moron.”

I hope the plaintiffs never have to work a day in their lives again. This is shit out of a 3rd rate porno.

God.... Tap Titans. The only game I ever had to uninstall because I felt it was going to be a problem, if it hadn’t already become one. I played WoW for about 6 years too.

Which would mean I’d be suing their mouse-eared assess off for infringing upon my patent for bunny-shaped meat loaf.

Stupid question: Any prizes for finding that wrench?

“N64 with 37 games and 4 controllers? Best I can do is $1.25.”

Great. It morphs you into one of Hollywood’s biggest superhero disappointments.

Duracell is also announcing a battery for electric cars later this year. It recharges from a handy spout you pour gasoline in.

Be careful the higher ups don't hear it, since I got fired for that shit. Apparently they don't get that concept, lost sales and what not. If we don't carry it, then me telling who does isn't losing that sale, and makes them want to come back since they can trust your advice.

I work at an Auto parts store and whenever someone comes in looking to take rust off chrome, I recommend Coke and aluminum foil. I was using that trick before Mythbusters and it works better than any of the products I sell($6-$11) and for less than a dollar. I lose money on sales, but customers leave happy and are…

good thing he's wearing woodland camo, otherwise the fish could see him