Marry me, fart.

Of all the words one could use to describe Iggy Azalia, “real” should be last on the list...

1. Scientology

I would honestly watch this show. It’d be a great satire of the entire situation. There’s an anime called Full Metal Panic, and the third season (Fumoffu) is actually a parody of the original series, as they attempt to send the traumatised child soldier to a normal high school without therapy.

im using the excuse “its part of my personality” for everything from now on

Idiots living off of fox new hysteria think that *everything* is a bomb. My school got shut down for several hours because someone reported one of these as a possible bomb. Yes, that is a paper triangle with bugs stuck on paper. Yes, the entire campus was shut down because of this.

Copts aren’t called Ahmed Mohamed. He is from a Muslim family. But still, “clocking while Muslim” isn’t an offence.

No: the principal is Chuck Norris; the lead cop who tries to intimidate the little brown-skinned terrorists is Jack Bauer.

This.

To infinity and beyond!

The greatest trick the devil ever played...

Maybe relocation funds so he can attend a different high school.

That was my thought. He’s clearly a nice Muslim kid who wanted to show off the clock he built. You know what would be awesome? If we taught this smart kid who likes to tinker that America hates him, and indeed, all Muslims, and wants to send him to jail. I can’t imagine how that could backfire.

WAY ahead of you;

Bugs Bunny can tale care of that for you.

I don’t know what you’re on but I want some.

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

Yeah but the thing is it’s too much of a wink-wink for anybody not familiar with the comics to get it (which is 97% of the people who saw the movie, comparing comic sales and box office returns). It’s fine when they slyly reference Ironmonger, Whiplash and even War Machine but because Vision is such a big part of the…

But, but.. iPhone, Apple, Jobs!

Indeed you see the problem. Its a matter of delayed gratification. Instant want vs the needs of the people as a whole and their descendants.