I think the real controversy is that people are making a “controversy” out of the non-newsworthiness of girls at a game taking pictures of themselves when we’ve got Cold War: Part Deux going down between Russia and America, ISIS chopping off the heads of Infidels and inching their way West each fucking day, A…

Here’s what you would have spent if you were a hardcore Street Fighter fan and bought all of the “updates” on the days that they were released. Even though they were available as separate physical copies, they’re technically “updates”...which I suppose could be considered “DLC” since they were also downloadable…

A good indication of that is how he often falls asleep while listening to recordings of his voice whispering sweet empowering nothings into his headphones.

I’m pretty sure he’s played fucking clueless douche in one of his movies. It might’ve been that cameo in EuroTrip.

It can’t be half as painful as watching J.Lo’s Grade A acting skills in The Boy Next Door when average teenage shmuck with a past goes down on her.

Question is: How soon before we start seeing a Zynga Free to Play Theme Park?

Hmmm....after a long day of battling demons and monsters and evil minions, sometimes all an anime girl wants to do is go home, unwind, and fuck a few people...or creatures. Seems normal. Whose to judge?

This year, Planned Parenthood has gone through a series of unfortunate events, and it felt right to make our support more public and more dramatic.”

Not to be insensitive but what the fuck does this even mean?

Best method of Robot Sex Deterrence: electric pencil sharpener va-jayjay....If you consider yourself a real man, by all means, go on and hit that.

Why hasn’t anyone given Mathew Broderick a Saddle in concern for his wife turning into a Horse?

Did someone say “The Shield”??
Vic Mackey vs Roman Reigns is a pay-per-view, I’d watch.

Sir, Leo was in a Martin Scorsese mafia movie therefore he automatically has a doctoral degree and is internationally certified in making Martin Scorsese mafia movies that weren’t made by Martin Scorsese.

I’m reportedly embarrassed for Jessica Simpson too. When you become the less interesting Simpson girl next to Ashley, then you’ve got a problem and I don’t think a handful of “vackkas” are it.

Geez, I thought the most expensive part of Top Gear’s budget would have been the cars. I doubt Lamborghini or Ferarri or Aston Martin would donate their $100K+ cars to be transformed into cross-country portable toilets or flamboyant bedazzled monster trucks or whatever else they were always butchering their cars into.

You’re astonished that Survivor has Survived?

It might be easier to use a giant jigsaw powered even giant-er Robot named Francine to physically cut those states out of America and push them into the Pacific where they can be isolated islands.

But...but...they make good “chicken.”

Well, Alkaline Trio is a band so Punchable Trio could be a band too, I guess.

Not the Mike Huckabee ever and I mean ever had a chance in hell to be the next President but standing next to and supporting this dumb ass bigot is definitely a nail in the coffin for this Presidential Nopeful.