meanwhile, this guy....http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

What a bunch of buttheads.

Can’t they put a phone inside the WiiU Touchscreen controller? Bam! Instant Phone. Unpractical but would a phone nonetheless.

That’s what she wears when she does Mo-Cap for her video game.

I’m thinking someone should make a Def Jam Vendetta Ladies Edition. That might be the only way we can see T-Swift, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce, Iggy Azalea, Rihanna, etc...all beat the crap out of each other.

Why does Jaden Smith always look like he just woke up from deep sleep and has no idea where he is or what’s going on?

She and Bill are still legally married, right? They’re not divorced. She still carries his name. Get over yourself.

Slow news day, huh? What you couldn’t report on the types of screws that hold a mailbox to it’s post? That shit isn’t galvanized. It’ll rust!

Could have been worse, I suppose. It could have read “No Fun, No TV, Ho Donky”

Maybe they should have had a map, a phone....and a compass.

Cue the Army of the Cosby Trolls, like a legion of minions from the Lord of The Rings led by Evil Witch Whoopi fucking Goldberg and Commander of Crap Raven Simone. You still think that this do bob shabop wizop pudding pop sucking rapist is innocent? I got two words for you: Fuck you. 35 Women just exposed their…

Well, remember be in ye olden days when Paris Hilton (there’s a name you haven’t heard from in years) tried to trademark “That’s hot.”?

Maybe this is some kind of pay it forward/human centipede hybrid shit. Hold on, lemme finish (pun intended). Kanye, a black man, stole Taylor Swift’s (C3PO posing as a white girl) moment. Taylor is now stealing Minaj’s moment (a black woman).Maybe the only way this could resolve itself is if Minaj steal’s a white…

Project 8 on PS3 looks better than this and that game came out well after the PS3’s launch.

Kinda lame to see The Warehouse in yet another THPS game. The HD demo/remake/thing from a couple of years ago pretty much covered that level. We don’t need to see it again.

Wait, what? Is one of those characters named “Hattori Hanzo”? As in the sword guy?

Why does this girl’s gun have a colostomy bag?

R.I.P. Mr. Iwata.

You should just skip Pro Evolution out of protest against Konami. That way you can still “stick it to the man” and still get to play MG. Plus, Pro Evolution games generally suck anyway, so you’re actually doing yourself a favor.

Not sure how I feel about a Metal Gear game without Kojima involved. It would be like a MegaMan game made without Inafune’s involvement.....oh....riiight....