Mos Def approved.

I would be deeppresso too if I lived in Georgia.

Really??? Sigh....

Bieber must be wasted to stand so close to the douche with the dumb hat. Then again, he’s Bieber. You know the saying: “You are the company you keep.”

I bet Obama likes to watch anime girls jiggle. I bet he watches Burst Angel or Asobi ni Iku Yo. Probably alot of early 90s Hentai too.

Oh relax folks, this will all be over soon. He’s just taking a play from the Keiji Inafune book and will soon re-emerge with a kickstarter campaign for his new non-Konami project called: “cloned super soldier who is cloned and works for a shadowy black ops organization shrouded in shadowy shadows of mysterious…

It’s always the characters who can strike you from a safe distance that get used excessively. Why is everyone playing as Scorpion? Well, it’s simple. He can hit you from far away with his spike/chain thing.

Sometimes Less is Morr.

Why do all of the characters in the new Mortal Kombat look like they’re made out of concrete?

Well. What they're also not telling you is...see that tank in the back? Yeah, this thing is powered by Vodka. Russia wins.

Herrig might have a legitimate claim...unlike Lindsay Lohan who was so self-absorbed that she really thought that anyone at Rockstar gave enough of a crap about her to put her in GTAV (they didn’t).

The animated crossover between G.I.Joe and Transformers sucks hardcore but there are some really good comic book crossovers that happened over the years under Dreamwave, IDW and Devil’s Due. Even the older crossovers when Marvel was publishing both titles, weren’t that bad. Let’s just hope Michael Bay never finds out…

Dayum gurrrrlll....wait, what the hell happened to yo face??

Alas, gone are the days of the “cheat codes”, the “Game shark”, the colorful “strategy guides”. They have been replaced by DLC. Mortal Kombat was cool b/c it was so hard to pull off those fatalities in the super short amount of time allotted for fatalities at the end of your second consecutive win. It gave you…

Your dream at 14 years old was to turn Lance Bass into a Pedophile. Sweeeet.

I know a girl who is a pretty famous Porn Star nowadays but 5-6 years ago she was a regular at Goth nightclub dance parties held in some underground clubs. She worked as a featured dancer at these places but was also a hardcore nymphomaniac and would sleep with pretty much anyone who approached her but she’s into some…

When I saw “douchebag”, I was sure that this story would be about the singer of Queens of The Stone Age. I guess there’s more than a few out there.

Not many people know, but Maya Angelou was a fiesty lady. She didn’t pull any punches when it came to speaking her mind and boy did she speak her mind about alot of things....

I never eat a pig because a pig is cop or better yet a Terminator....like Michael Thomas Slager

So in other words, The U.S. was participating in a dick-measuring contest with Russia. America busted out the big ones apparently; your move, Russia. Got anything bigger than these B-52s?