this is weird. but.

I am very much aware of all of those things. I am aware that MEN decided it would be a degrading thing to do. Men decided, in a patriarchal system that they created, to make it something degrading and awful. But somehow I don’t consider it degrading to a man for him to give me oral. And I don’t give a man oral who…

And there was a moment of silence. So it’s cool.

Oh they played anyway. But, like, they were sad about it.

Cause God forbid you cancel the football game.

I think the issue is more that the go-to manner of blow jobs in so much het porn is “make the bitch GAG”.

I have a daughter, and if she’s going to see sex on the Internet some day, I am least heartened that she might stumble upon at least some depiction of genuine female pleasure

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

$10 says the human DNA was the result of injuries on the production line. 10 to 1 odds on an asshole supervisor keeping the line running anyway so they didn’t have to throw the batch and lose profit, 5 to 1 odds on the worker concealing the contamination because they weren’t following safety protocols (with a wink…

Uh...did you...miss the part where the vegetarian samples were the most likely to be contaminated ones?

Well only 90% vegetarian!

Not a successful one if you eat these vegetarian dogs tho :/

Amazing that. Right?

That neighbor is a dipshit. He brought a knife to the party which shows premeditation. Plus knocking two times before attacking to make sure the scene was clear before. That’s not being mentally slow. That shows forethought in what he did.

Some of these are bad, but mostly they read like urban/suburban folks who just don’t know the realities of farming and rural life. Of course the cow was chained/tied to a tree - it’s standard practice to tie up a cow when milking by hand. Pigs bite, goats are assholes, and chickens can be gross. Fresh produce, like…

These people upset about a cow being tied to a fence to be milked would have their god-damn mind blown if they ever saw the commercial milking parlor that made the cream for their venti pumpkin spice latte

“The petting zoo is two pigs that bite”

Had a devout Mormon as the receptionist at the office where I worked. She had to wear adult diapers because she had birthed 5 sons, more than her body was healthily able to do and had bladder leaks. Not a one of sons ever showed her any respect. Also, she once asked me to explain what oral sex was. A mother of 5 kids…

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?