This might be the type of crisis that will make men (who make laws) think about how this will affect THEM. In their pocketbooks.

Seriously. No one can duplicate the nooks n crannies. NO ONE.

You are incorrect. Hazelnut is best nut.

I know, I might consider changing my tactics. They don’t deserve the beauty of a kitty. The good news is I’ve been off the grid except for Instagram and Snapchat, and I have not gotten one in awhile. It’s like a breath of penis free fresh air.

Not one. The absolute worst is when they send me a dick pic, then ask me to send a nude pic “because it’s only fair.” I usually send them this:

At my university we have quite a few male students from countries where women are...how can I put it nicely...pretty much viewed as property and expected to be out of sight at all times. They will walk five or six abreast on a sidewalk and are ASTOUNDED when a woman won’t move off the sidewalk for them. This is…

*go to google.com*

Exactly! Almost no one uses that version of “lousy” anymore, like “My Great-Aunt Velma’s house is lousy with cats—shit you not, she has NINETEEN of them!”

The paranoia and threats are pretty hilarious to me. This is Putin-level madness, in a preschool. A PRESCHOOL! Don’t know how she got so drunk on power, drinking from Dixie Cups. Must have taken forever.

I do not understand how the fashion industry has succeeded in convincing us that potato sacks in gauzy fabrics are haute couture.

This revenge baby thing is false. Revenge is a dish best served cold and as far as I know babies must be served at 98.6 degrees.

Calm down there, Satan.

And it’s not like they are promoting birth control. I think the government’s message should have gone out to the El Salvador’s male population, advocating celibacy for the next two years.

Uh oh. Somewhere, a personal assistant is breathing into a paper bag right now...

I mean sure-we all get a little upset when down graded. I get that it’s really hard for her to be moved from the best seat to the second best. But it IS hard to sympathize with her as when I’m downgraded from MY seat, I have to hang on to the wing, screaming, like some sort of nightmare at 20 thousand feet.

they all sound soooooo farking gross, thats what body pillow was invented for and a shower head.

this part is my fav

“We just really, really tried desperately to have the dude be the star of the movie but it wasn’t working.”

I’ve fought this fight before, and probably convinced no one, but Trump is not running as a capitalist. He’s running as a fascist. Announcing that he intends to force important industries to keep their businesses within national borders is totally in line with his other political beliefs and aims.

Every manufacturing operation we give to china is an opportunity for them to improve their process and lower their costs. They have a monopoly on manufacturing and they enjoy all of the benefits that come with it.